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Dinosaurs on Noah's ark, T-Rex ate coconuts [message #257568] Sun, 06 May 2007 10:11 Go to previous message
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Noah solved the problem of fitting dinosaurs into his vessel by only taking baby dinosaurs. Indeed, the ark has a detailed display of many animals happily boarding the boat: dinosaurs cavort with giraffes, penguins, hippos, and bears.


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In Genesis 1:30 God gives ‘green herb’ to every creature to eat and so there were no predators. When a curious museum visitor asks, why exactly T. rex had six-inch long serrated teeth, the guides go on to explain that T. rex used his big teeth to open coconuts. Apparently it was only after Adam and Eve sinned and were cast out of paradise that the dinosaurs started to eat flesh.


I'm far from a bible expert, but I'm pretty sure that the bible makes no mention of dinosaurs? I have no problem if people want to believe strange things, but I don't think its right to charge people money just to tell them things that you totally pull out of your ass and pretend to be factual.

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