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Haha. [message #210541]

Sun, 30 July 2006 21:26

xptek
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Oh baby.

"Aircraftkiller, who claimed to be completely in love with his second girlfriend, bought her presents, as every good boyfriend would do. From ebay he bought the most beautiful dresses he could find. His second girlfriend, who for social integrity purposes will remain anonymous, received these dresses gladly.

One day, after a nap, she came into her bedroom and found her dresses, pantyhoses, shoes and more sprawled out on the bed. She assumed he was seeing a girl, which was not that bad in itself as the whole relationship was one big façade to make him look good to begin with. Looking for an explanation for this phenomenon, his girlfriend went looking for Aircraftkiller, who shortly thereafter walked into the front door in his underwear. When inquired as to his recent whereabouts, Aircraftkiller shrugged it off with a generic "Nowhere". As for the women's clothing on the bed, he told her they were meant for her.

Later on she was looking for some pictures from their shared digital camera on Aircraftkiller's computer, and ran across a folder that contained pictures that are best left unseen for everyone. Recoiling in horror, Aircraftkiller's second girlfriend laid her eyes on actual, high resolution photographs of Aircraftkiller wearing aforementioned dresses Aircraftkiller bought - not for her, but for himself. Upon inquiry, Aircraftkiller explained his girlfriend that she wouldn't understand why he dressed up like the pretty little girl he secretly was on the inside, because she did not understand how it was to live as a man, knowing you should have been born a woman. In the process he blamed God, because He, in his infinite wisdom, decided that Aircraftkiller must know what it's like to be on the other side. Truly, the LORD's ways are not our ways.

Soon after that, the pictures were dispatched to an unknown location, if they still exist."

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		Haha. By: xptek on Sun, 30 July 2006 21:26
		Re: Haha. By: bigejoe14 on Sun, 30 July 2006 21:51
		Re: Haha. By: xptek on Sun, 30 July 2006 21:57
		Re: Haha. By: z310 on Sun, 30 July 2006 22:15
		Re: Haha. By: Viking on Mon, 31 July 2006 11:45
		Re: Haha. By: bigejoe14 on Sun, 30 July 2006 22:17
		Re: Haha. By: z310 on Sun, 30 July 2006 22:18
		Re: Haha. By: Kanezor on Sun, 30 July 2006 22:50
		Re: Haha. By: Dave Anderson on Sun, 30 July 2006 23:05
		Re: Haha. By: C4miner on Sun, 30 July 2006 23:09
		Re: Haha. By: xptek on Sun, 30 July 2006 23:10
		Re: Haha. By: DarkDemin on Sun, 30 July 2006 23:20
		Re: Haha. By: Aircraftkiller on Mon, 31 July 2006 01:51
		Re: Haha. By: Aprime on Mon, 31 July 2006 02:10
		Re: Haha. By: DarkDemin on Mon, 31 July 2006 02:15
		Re: Haha. By: Doitle on Mon, 31 July 2006 00:54
		Re: Haha. By: JohnDoe on Mon, 31 July 2006 02:01
		Re: Haha. By: Aircraftkiller on Mon, 31 July 2006 02:23
		Re: Haha. By: Dante on Mon, 31 July 2006 04:21
		Re: Haha. By: z310 on Mon, 31 July 2006 11:32
		Re: Haha. By: cheesesoda on Mon, 31 July 2006 05:28
		Re: Haha. By: xptek on Mon, 31 July 2006 12:05
		Re: Haha. By: DarkDemin on Mon, 31 July 2006 02:42
		Re: Haha. By: Aircraftkiller on Mon, 31 July 2006 02:47
		Re: Haha. By: Blazer on Mon, 31 July 2006 03:05
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		Re: Haha. By: Dan on Mon, 31 July 2006 04:18
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		Re: Haha. By: DarkDemin on Mon, 31 July 2006 12:34
		Re: Haha. By: Dave Anderson on Mon, 31 July 2006 12:35
		Re: Haha. By: DarkDemin on Mon, 31 July 2006 12:36
		Re: Haha. By: JohnDoe on Mon, 31 July 2006 12:49
		Re: Haha. By: Aircraftkiller on Mon, 31 July 2006 13:01
		Re: Haha. By: cheesesoda on Mon, 31 July 2006 13:18
		Re: Haha. By: xptek on Mon, 31 July 2006 13:18
		Re: Haha. By: Ma1kel on Mon, 31 July 2006 13:07
		Re: Haha. By: Aircraftkiller on Mon, 31 July 2006 13:20
		Re: Haha. By: ViolentOrgy on Mon, 31 July 2006 13:21
		Re: Haha. By: DarkDemin on Mon, 31 July 2006 13:27
		Re: Haha. By: xptek on Mon, 31 July 2006 13:29
		Re: Haha. By: Aircraftkiller on Mon, 31 July 2006 13:36
		Re: Haha. By: DarkDemin on Mon, 31 July 2006 13:36
		Re: Haha. By: xptek on Mon, 31 July 2006 13:43
		Re: Haha. By: Doitle on Mon, 31 July 2006 13:47
		Re: Haha. By: Aircraftkiller on Mon, 31 July 2006 13:49
		Re: Haha. By: Kanezor on Mon, 31 July 2006 14:21
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		Re: Haha. By: cheesesoda on Mon, 31 July 2006 14:23
		Re: Haha. By: bigejoe14 on Mon, 31 July 2006 13:57
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