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My life- Before and after renguard. [message #113760]

Thu, 09 September 2004 19:43

prox
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Registered: August 2003
Location: NYC

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Before renguard was released, I had everything. I had the looks, the chicks, the money, the confidence, everything a guy could ask for (and when I say everything I mean EVERYTHING, including a monster sized penis.)

I had no idea how soon everything would rip appart in a New York minute. This dream world I was living in, collapsed, it was all gone. It wasn't me, I hadn't changed at all. It was renguard. I don't remember the exact date. I do remember the day. It was a bright, fresh spring weekend. I woke up to the scent of sweet, hot chocolate, and headed straight for my computer.

I turned on my computer and signed on MSN and was greeted with a very happy "LIEK OGM RENGUARDS OUT W00T http://WWW.RENGUARD.COM WEEEE." I thought this was good news, and headed straight for the download. I was wrong. Unaware of what was about to happen, I installed renguard and headed straight for a public server. I must have played around two games before I got bored and decided to shower and appreciate the sunlight.

As soon as I stepped outside, I noticed something. Someone had trashed my car. The doors were torn apart, the engine was missing, there was cum on the backseat (although that might've been mine from the night before,) and there was a note ducktaped to what was left of the windshield. It read "FUCK YOU RENGUARDED PUSSY." I couldn't believe it, I didn't want to believe it, this was horrible. As soon as I got a hold of myself, I called my girlfriend...but I shouldn't have. When she answered, she was moaning... I asked her what was happening, and someone snatched the phone from her. It was my best friend, with her, in her appartment, doing dirty stuff. This couldn't be happening. I took two deep breaths and told myself "calm down, you are PROX, just walk around a little bit and you'll find a new girl." So I did.

Everyone was looking at me like if I was a freak. Hell, that short, skinny kid with glasses was taking all the girls I managed to talk to. The ones that didn't say I had a small penis. The ones that didn't know how "renguarded" I actually was...

Its almost been 5 months since I downloaded renguard now. Now I'm single, alone, with no car, and the people I cosidered friends turned their backs on me after they found out about the renguard incident. Today, I went to get the groceries, and these two really hot chicks were checking me out. Needless to say, I walked up and started talking to them, soon we were flirting. We must've talked for about 2 hours and these chicks were really diggin' my style. Then, they popped the big question... "is it true the word that's been out on the streets...Are you really...renguarded?" I couldn't lie. I couldn't get myself to. I thought they'd appreciate my honesty. Instead, they laughed at me, they said I had a small penis, no friends, and no life. Then they walked away.

Right now, I find myself in a really hard position. I don't know if I should continue to use renguard and do the right thing. Or uninstall it and get my perfect life back. My MSN buddy list is all the friends I have left in this sorry world. They, my only friends, think I should keep renguard. I was talking to my favorite Brittish man earlier....

prox says:
renguard made me gay
Will says:
LIES
Will says:
you were gay WAAAYYY before renguard came out
prox says:
bs
prox says:
ever since i''ve been renguarded
prox says:
i cant get any girls
Will says:
i know the feelin
prox says:
and i seem to find guys sexy
Will says:
i walk into a bar and girls look at me and think, lol what a jerk, hes never cheated in his life
prox says:
this is bs
prox says:
i was talkin to this two hot chicks today
prox says:
after so many months
prox says:
i was flirtin
prox says:
i was feelin good
prox says:
and then they popped the big question
prox says:
"do u use renguard?"
prox says:
i couldnt lie
prox says:
i thought they'd appreciate my honesty
prox says:
they told me i had a small penis and walked away
Will says:
well
Will says:
i thought they would appreciate the fact that ur mature and want to use "protection"
prox says:
these girls now a days dont appreciate protection
prox says:
cheating is hip
prox says:
what do u think
prox says:
should i uninstall renguard and get my life back?
Will says:
NO
Will says:
DONT GIVE IN

I don't know what I should do. My life is ruined. Renguard has ruined my life.

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