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What you don't know won't hurt you, until you find out [message #106980] Tue, 10 August 2004 17:24 Go to previous message
bigejoe14 is currently offline  bigejoe14
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>During an hour's swimming at a municipal pool you will ingest 1/12 liter of
>urine.
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>In an average day your hands will have come into indirect contact with 15
>penises (touching door handles etc.)
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>An average person's yearly fast food intake will contain 12 pubic hairs.
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>In a year you will have swallowed 14 insects - while you slept!
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>Annually you will shake hands with 11 women who have recently masturbated
>and failed to wash their hands.
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>Annually you will shake hands with 6 men who have recently masturbated and
>failed to wash their hands.
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>In a lifetime 22 workmen will have examined the contents of your dirty linen
>basket.
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>At an average wedding reception you have a 1/100 chance of getting a cold
>sore from one of the guests.
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>Daily you will breath in 1 liter of other peoples' anal gases.
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>HAVE A GREAT DAY...
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>...and wash your damn hands!


WHATEVER, FAGGOT
 
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