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Fri, 16 April 2004 05:26  |
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Rex
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Rex wakes up at his office.
* Rex thinks: "OMG! It was all a dream!"
UPS Guy: Mr. Perkins?
Rex: No, he's in the next cubicle.
UPS Guy: Oh, I had some muffins here and ...-
Rex: Oh! Yeah! That's me!!!
UPS Guy: Here you go. *pause while he signs it* You know, my momma always used to say that life was like a box o' chocolates...
Rex: So?
UPS Guy: I'll just go now.
Rex: What are you waiting for?
* Rex starts eating muffins like there was no tomorrow. Sound of phone ringing in next cubicle.
DaveGMN: Who is this?... There's no Rex here... What the hell are you on about? Just a second...
* DaveGMN puts his head over the top of the cubicle.
DaveGMN: Any Rex over here?
Rex: Yeah, that's me!
DaveGMN: You didn't get the muffins I ordered, did you?
Rex: ...... Hell no.
DaveGMN: Oh... OK. (Disappears again)
* Rex answers the phone.
Rex: Hello?
Barry: Hello, Rex. You *know * who this is.
Rex: God?
Barry: No...
Rex Are you one of those telemarketing people?
Barry: No...
Rex: .... Mum?
Barry: Look, we don't have time for you to insult me any further. You can no longer await the black rabbit, Neo. They're coming.
Rex: Wha?
Barry: Are you frightened?
Rex: Hell yeah.
Barry: Not nearly frightened enough. I know what hunts you. Look at the elevator.
Rex: I don't see anyone, unless they're behind the three threatening looking guys in sunglasses that I dreamed off a few min ago.
Barry: My God you're annoying, don't you have a life?
Rex: Hell yeah.
Barry: Just go to the opposite cubicle.
Rex: But what if they-
Barry: I don't give a damn.
Rex: Oh, OK.
*Mysterious women comes round the corner.
Barry: Go to the office at the end of the hall.
Rex: OK.
* Rex crouches down and runs down towards the office.
UPS Guy: Run, Neo, run!
Rex: Shut the fuck up, UPS Guy!!!
* Rex reaches the office.
Barry: Now. Outside the window there is a scaffold.
Rex: OMG! How do you know all this?
Barry: That doesn't matter. Go on, up the scaffold, there's a good boy.
Rex: But I don't wanna...
Barry: I DON'T CARE!
Rex: Hmph. Why's everyone so mean to me?
Barry: I can't possibly imagine.
/me Rex climbs out of window and reaches scaffold.
Barry: Good job!
Rex: Well doh...
Barry: Now listen up! If you want to know what the m00trix is all about, come to the Javabridge at exactly 11 pm tonight.
Rex: Ok, I'll be there.
To be continued...
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By: Rex on Fri, 16 April 2004 05:26 |
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By: kawolsky on Fri, 16 April 2004 06:53 |
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By: SirRetro on Fri, 16 April 2004 07:39 |
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By: Drkpwn3r on Fri, 16 April 2004 08:12 |
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