| WAY OT: Grammatical errors [message #22447] |
Tue, 27 May 2003 18:22  |
John Shaft Jr.
Messages: 509
Registered: February 2003
Location: Chicago, Illinois, U.S.A.
Karma: 0
|
Colonel |
|
|
Just want to know people's opinions on this. This guy says he's very good at grammar. Now I just want to know how many grammatical
errors can you find in his paragraph (or I think its a paragraph) alone.
| crazzzyasss |
and if u take wat i wrote to any english prof in THIS country none of them will find any errors u both need to pick up a book and read it and read it right cuz u read once and came up wit the idea that the word English was a decribing word which sorry makes u look like a moron in it self that u had the book in ur hand and fuckin read it totaly wrong
|
[Updated on: Tue, 27 May 2003 21:11] Report message to a moderator |
|
|
|
|
|
| Re: WAY OT: Grammatical errors [message #22455] |
Tue, 27 May 2003 20:07  |
 |
Javaxcx
Messages: 1943
Registered: February 2003
Location: Canada, eh?
Karma: 0
|
General (1 Star) |
|
|
| crazzzyasss |
and if u take wat i wrote to any english prof in THIS country none of them will find any errors u both need to pick up a book and read it and read it right cuz u read once and came up wit the idea that the word English was a decribing word which sorry makes u look like a moron in it self that u had the book in ur hand and fuckin read it totaly wrong
|
Remember, it's "you", not "u".
Remember, it's "what", not "wat".
Remember, it's "I", not "i".
Remember, it's "professor", not "prof".
Remember, it's "because", not "cuz".
Remember, it's "describing", not "decribing".
Remember, it's "your", not "ur".
Remember, it's "fucking", not "fuckin".
Remember, it's "totally", not "totaly".
Remember, punctuation makes your work legible.
Remember, starting a sentance with "and" (non-capitalized) is incorrect.
Remember, emphasizing a word with bold, italics, underlining, or capitalization is not proper grammar.
Remember, ad hominem is not an intelligent way to communicate.
Remember, redundancy is not palatable.
Sniper Extraordinaire
Read the FUD Rules before you come in and make an ass of yourself.
All your base are belong to us.
You have no chance to survive make your time.
|
|
|
|
|
|
| Re: WAY OT: Grammatical errors [message #22512] |
Wed, 28 May 2003 05:12 |
|
|
| crazzzyasss |
and if u take wat i wrote to any english prof in THIS country none of them will find any errors u both need to pick up a book and read it and read it right cuz u read once and came up wit the idea that the word English was a decribing word which sorry makes u look like a moron in it self that u had the book in ur hand and fuckin read it totaly wrong
|
Errors (in order of appearence):
1. Started sentence with "and".
2. It is spelled "you" not "u".
3. It is spelled "what" not "wat".
4. "i" is supposed to be capitalized.
5. English is a specific language, and therefore it is capitalized.
6. It is spelled "professor" not "prof".
7. There should be a comma after "country".
8. There should be a period after "errors".
9. It is spelled "you" not "u".
10. He needed to say "read it" only once.
11. It is spelled "because" not "cuz".
12. It is spelled "you" not "u".
13. There should be an "it" or something between "read" and "once" letting the reader know what he's refering to (like "the book", "read the book once").
14. It is spelled "with" not "wit".
15. It is spelled "describing" not "decribing".
16. There should be a comma after "describing word".
17. "sorry" doesn't belong where it is in that sentence. (Maybe he meant something like "I'm sorry, but that just makes you look like a moron.")
18. It is spelled "you" not "u".
19. "itself" is one word. ("in it self" should be completely removed though.")
20. It should be "because" not "that".
21. It is spelled "you" not "u".
22. It is spelled "your" not "ur".
23. It is spelled "fucking" not "fuckin".
24. It is spelled "totally" not "totaly".
25. A sentence is supposed to end with a period.
I found 25 errors.
.:Red Alert: A Path Beyond Modeler:.
E-mail: sirphoenixx@gmail.com
AIM: Sir Phoenixx
ICQ: 339325768
MSN: sirphoenixx@hotmail.com
Yahoo: sirphoenix86
If anyone needs any help with using 3dsmax, or gmax feel free to contact me.
My Gallery: sir-phoenixx.deviantart.com/gallery
|
|
|
|
Search
Help
Members
Register
Login
Home
That is soooooo true.
