| Mammy buying n00bs!!! [message #13688] |
Sun, 13 April 2003 08:18  |
nodmama
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M= mega slow
A= allows nod to point whore
M= move out of the way
M= makes GDI lose games
Y= y..do people buy them .
I have been in SEVERAL games lately that people have bought M-Tanks and it has caused us to LOSE!!!! Unless you know how to use them DO NOT buy them.
1. Do not use them on Hourglass for offensive moves blocking the mediums that can't get out the way to repair cause your big Mammy butt can't back up fast enough.
2. If you lose your Mammy .......DON"T buy another one!!!
3. If you are driving a Mammy .....Sit in the base and pick your nose until a Flamer or Stank comes along for you to destroy.
Does anyone understand what I am saying?
Sorry........I haven't won a game since our computer was messed with and I am pissy.
Nodmama aka Queennod and Mrsbkwasp
"Kill Blkwasp cuz his wife says so."
" Really don't mind if you sit this one out"
" Drinks on Sunday, Work on Monday"
"To old to rock n' roll and too young to die"
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| Mammy buying n00bs!!! [message #13691] |
Sun, 13 April 2003 08:24  |
nodmama
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thank you!!!
Nodmama aka Queennod and Mrsbkwasp
"Kill Blkwasp cuz his wife says so."
" Really don't mind if you sit this one out"
" Drinks on Sunday, Work on Monday"
"To old to rock n' roll and too young to die"
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| Mammy buying n00bs!!! [message #13693] |
Sun, 13 April 2003 08:26 |
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Scythar
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Yep, ONLY things mammoths are good at is direct rushing in big force, or as a shield against obelisk fire.
There's a hole in the sky through which things can fly.
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| Mammy buying n00bs!!! [message #13694] |
Sun, 13 April 2003 08:39 |
nodmama
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here's my best Mammy buying scenerio:
I am John Doe Blah Blah and I am playing on the Hourglass map, GDI is winning by 4000 points and since I have spent the whole game repairing the Refinery or whatever.....I have all this cash and I am going to buy a Mammy cause Mammys are the most expensive thing you can buy....
Now I am in this cool Mammy and I am going to go left....OH NO there is a Rave, a Light and some Artillery !!! Wait my team is coming to help me.....
BUT THEY CAN'T CAUSE MY BIG MAMMY BUTT IS IN THE WAY!!!!!
WHY IS MY TEAM YELLING AT ME .........
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Yep, another example of Mammy visions of granduer(spelling) and how many times does this happen!!! ALOT
Mammys are big, Mammys are slow
if you buy one, you're not friend but, foe
Please keep it in your pants,
And NEVER do the Mammy dance.
Nodmama aka Queennod and Mrsbkwasp
"Kill Blkwasp cuz his wife says so."
" Really don't mind if you sit this one out"
" Drinks on Sunday, Work on Monday"
"To old to rock n' roll and too young to die"
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| Mammy buying n00bs!!! [message #13726] |
Sun, 13 April 2003 09:59 |
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England
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You guys obviously don't know how to use a Mammoth Tank.
It's the most expensive, and powerful, tank for a reason. A very good reason.
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Sorry Master ACK, you obviously know all..
In the end it doesn't matter if you are who you say you are. You will still mean nothing to me.
When i have kids, everytime i drive past a fast food restaurant, im gonna punch my kid in the face, then they'll never wanna come..
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| Mammy buying n00bs!!! [message #13739] |
Sun, 13 April 2003 10:42 |
nodmama
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i wasn't talking about people that know how to use them .........I was talking about the ones who DON"T . The people who do not use them correctly outnumber the ones who do.
Nodmama aka Queennod and Mrsbkwasp
"Kill Blkwasp cuz his wife says so."
" Really don't mind if you sit this one out"
" Drinks on Sunday, Work on Monday"
"To old to rock n' roll and too young to die"
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| Mammy buying n00bs!!! [message #13744] |
Sun, 13 April 2003 11:03 |
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Demolition man
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You guys obviously don't know how to use a Mammoth Tank.
It's the most expensive, and powerful, tank for a reason. A very good reason.
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Sorry Master ACK, you obviously know all..
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Well, considering I've been using Mammoth Tanks for over a year's time, and considering they're my tank of choice in a large battle with enough cash, I think I'm pretty sure of what I'm talking about.
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Some people learn from there mistakes others just don't.
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| Mammy buying n00bs!!! [message #13745] |
Sun, 13 April 2003 11:04 |
nodmama
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As not to be the butt of an ACK ATTACK. I just want to say that I wasn't talking about the use of Mammys by strong and worthy Ren players. I may not play like I used too.......but I watch and watch and see what is going on. I know more than you may think.
Nodmama aka Queennod and Mrsbkwasp
"Kill Blkwasp cuz his wife says so."
" Really don't mind if you sit this one out"
" Drinks on Sunday, Work on Monday"
"To old to rock n' roll and too young to die"
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| Mammy buying n00bs!!! [message #13747] |
Sun, 13 April 2003 11:06 |
nodmama
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I remember the days when Mammys weren't the GDI Albatrosses of Renegade.
That is a great picture!!!
Nodmama aka Queennod and Mrsbkwasp
"Kill Blkwasp cuz his wife says so."
" Really don't mind if you sit this one out"
" Drinks on Sunday, Work on Monday"
"To old to rock n' roll and too young to die"
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| Mammy buying n00bs!!! [message #13777] |
Sun, 13 April 2003 12:21 |
nodmama
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Ya, but I can sure as hell beat a dead dog, bury it , dig it up and beat it again......can't I.
Oh, ACK I was just bitching to well.......bitch, spam,whatever you want to call it. I was really pissy when I was posting earlier.
Nodmama aka Queennod and Mrsbkwasp
"Kill Blkwasp cuz his wife says so."
" Really don't mind if you sit this one out"
" Drinks on Sunday, Work on Monday"
"To old to rock n' roll and too young to die"
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| Mammy buying n00bs!!! [message #13788] |
Sun, 13 April 2003 13:13 |
nodmama
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Oh, yeah heard something about his butt getting kicked by someone ...I didn't know it was you. Was that in Crimsons Server cause he doesn't want to play in there for some reason. We just had some work done to our system and he insists on playing even though our computer is tweaked. I keep telling to wait until it is fixed before he makes an ass of himself.
Nodmama aka Queennod and Mrsbkwasp
"Kill Blkwasp cuz his wife says so."
" Really don't mind if you sit this one out"
" Drinks on Sunday, Work on Monday"
"To old to rock n' roll and too young to die"
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| Mammy buying n00bs!!! [message #13792] |
Sun, 13 April 2003 13:27 |
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[sg]the0ne
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You guys obviously don't know how to use a Mammoth Tank.
It's the most expensive, and powerful, tank for a reason. A very good reason.
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Ditto.
Mams used wrong=fucking noob
Mams used right=OH FUCK
yahoo : chapstic25
aim : lamant281
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| Mammy buying n00bs!!! [message #13794] |
Sun, 13 April 2003 13:32 |
nodmama
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LOL-----
Nodmama aka Queennod and Mrsbkwasp
"Kill Blkwasp cuz his wife says so."
" Really don't mind if you sit this one out"
" Drinks on Sunday, Work on Monday"
"To old to rock n' roll and too young to die"
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