| More Iraqi War Jokes! [message #9938] |
Thu, 27 March 2003 07:01  |
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Some jokes I've found lying around...
I heard today that Iraq has developed a special weapon for use against the Canadian Navy. It's called a rust-seeking missile.
They're replacing 100,000 Desert Marines with 5,000 women with PMS.
They're meaner, and they can retain water for 7 days.
According to the news services, Saddam Hussein stated that he has committed "only a fraction of his forces." (In other words, he's committing only those forces that are still operational).
"A lot of folks are still demanding more evidence before they actually consider Iraq a threat. For example, France wants more evidence. And you know I'm thinking, the last time France wanted more evidence they rolled right through Paris with the German flag." —David Letterman
"President Bush said this Iraq situation looks like 'the rerun of a bad movie.' Well sure, there's a Bush in the White House, the economy's going to hell, we're going to war over oil. I've seen this movie, haven't I?" —Jay Leno
Um, yeah... More to come!
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| More Iraqi War Jokes! [message #10006] |
Thu, 27 March 2003 14:05  |
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Commando no. 448
Messages: 229
Registered: February 2003
Location: Toronto, Ontario, Infront...
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Lol this makes me remember the Royal Canadian Air Farce skit where it was a preview for the new move Iraqnophobia.
Your mind is weaker-Einsteinb (WOL, WWEXP forums, Generally everywhere I don't need a different name)
We invented statistics for people who can't keep bullets out of their head-Commando no. 448
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