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I am Rich! And I don't even know how! If this is not a scam, I will eat my keyboard, and donate this to these forums.
Of course it is a scam, that hotmail address is a dead giveaway.
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Dear Winner,
Winning Notification
This is to notify you that you have won £750,000.00 in
our online email lottery in which e-mail addresses are
picked randomly by computerised balloting, powered
by the Internet. Your email address was amongst
those chosen for this period.
Ticket no: 56475600545 188
Serial No:5388/02
Winning number: 08.11.21.32.35.42. {47}
Draw (#1187)
To claim your prize, please contact:
Fiduciary Agent Mr.Richard Davis
Email: uknl-agntrichdave2@hotmail.co.uk with your
Name,Full Address,Country,Age,Gender,Occupation,Phone.
Tell: +447045770861 +447031975791
Yours faithfully,
Dr. McCue, Jonathan



This email and any attached files are confidential and copyright protected. If you are not the addressee, any dissemination of this communication is strictly prohibited. Unless otherwise expressly agreed in writing, nothing stated in this communication shall be legally binding.
The ultimate parent company of the Atkins Group is WS Atkins plc. Registered in England No. 1885586. Registered Office Woodcote Grove, Ashley Road, Epsom, Surrey KT18 5BW. A list of wholly owned Atkins Group companies registered in the United Kingdom can be found at: http://www.atkinsglobal.com/terms_and_conditions/index.aspx.

Consider the environment. Please don't print this e-mail unless you really need to.
Re: Funniest e-mail ever [message #359795 is a reply to message #359776] Tue, 25 November 2008 02:23 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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According to the email, literally,
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Re: Funniest e-mail ever [message #359873 is a reply to message #359776] Tue, 25 November 2008 13:48 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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HOLY SHIT! Do you read that? It is POWERED BY THE INTERNET!

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Re: Funniest e-mail ever [message #359875 is a reply to message #359776] Tue, 25 November 2008 14:09 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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THE INTERNET HAS BECOME SO POWERFUL, IT CAN POWER A LOTTERY

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Re: Funniest e-mail ever [message #359877 is a reply to message #359776] Tue, 25 November 2008 14:15 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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what's amusing is it gives what appears to be a legit UK mobile telephone number.
Re: Funniest e-mail ever [message #359878 is a reply to message #359776] Tue, 25 November 2008 14:18 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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Hmm i still didnt got my 15,000 Euro from the email that i got Sad
Re: Funniest e-mail ever [message #359892 is a reply to message #359776] Tue, 25 November 2008 15:30 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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Consider the environment. Please don't print this e-mail unless you really need to.

This proves that it's not fake and they even care about the environment Thumbs Up


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Re: Funniest e-mail ever [message #359907 is a reply to message #359776] Tue, 25 November 2008 16:29 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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Its even more funnier if you act as you believe it, but then fake the guy who tries to. They are mostly African people who try this, to get money of you.

There are even sites about faking the guys who try this to people over the world.
Re: Funniest e-mail ever [message #359910 is a reply to message #359907] Tue, 25 November 2008 16:43 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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DutchNeon wrote on Tue, 25 November 2008 18:29

Its even more funnier if you act as you believe it, but then fake the guy who tries to.

Could someone translate this quote for me? I don't understand.

And how do you know it is from Africa?

[Updated on: Tue, 25 November 2008 16:44]

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Re: Funniest e-mail ever [message #359912 is a reply to message #359910] Tue, 25 November 2008 16:47 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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Terminator 101 wrote on Tue, 25 November 2008 17:43

DutchNeon wrote on Tue, 25 November 2008 18:29

Its even more funnier if you act as you believe it, but then fake the guy who tries to.

Could someone translate this quote for me? I don't understand.

And how do you know it is from Africa?


He says it's more fun if you act as if though you believe the email and reply, but give the spammer a fake address / number / etc. to trick him.

I agree. Big Grin


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Re: Funniest e-mail ever [message #359918 is a reply to message #359776] Tue, 25 November 2008 17:44 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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Oh, sorry for the weird sentence.

How do I know that those E-mails are (mostly) from Africa? I don't remember the site names, but there are sites where they trick those people. Tricking them by asking pictures from those people (the E-mail senders) with them on it, with weird english words on a piece of paper they have to hold.

They ask such pictures, so that they 'believe' the E-mail is real. On most of the pictures, you can see black people, mostly African people.
Re: Funniest e-mail ever [message #360057 is a reply to message #359776] Wed, 26 November 2008 14:14 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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Terminator 101 wrote on Mon, 24 November 2008 21:25

I am Rich! And I don't even know how! If this is not a scam, I will eat my keyboard, and donate this to these forums.
Of course it is a scam, that hotmail address is a dead giveaway.
Quote:

Dear Winner,
Winning Notification
This is to notify you that you have won £750,000.00 in
our online email lottery in which e-mail addresses are
picked randomly by computerised balloting, powered
by the Internet. Your email address was amongst
those chosen for this period.
Ticket no: 56475600545 188
Serial No:5388/02
Winning number: 08.11.21.32.35.42. {47}
Draw (#1187)
To claim your prize, please contact:
Fiduciary Agent Mr.Richard Davis
Email: uknl-agntrichdave2@hotmail.co.uk with your
Name,Full Address,Country,Age,Gender,Occupation,Phone.
Tell: +447045770861 +447031975791
Yours faithfully,
Dr. McCue, Jonathan



This email and any attached files are confidential and copyright protected. If you are not the addressee, any dissemination of this communication is strictly prohibited. Unless otherwise expressly agreed in writing, nothing stated in this communication shall be legally binding.
The ultimate parent company of the Atkins Group is WS Atkins plc. Registered in England No. 1885586. Registered Office Woodcote Grove, Ashley Road, Epsom, Surrey KT18 5BW. A list of wholly owned Atkins Group companies registered in the United Kingdom can be found at: http://www.atkinsglobal.com/terms_and_conditions/index.aspx.

Consider the environment. Please don't print this e-mail unless you really need to.



I continuously receive those annoying E-Mails, they try to make them look as legitimate as possible, but all it is a scam seriously thought what are they after.


Seriously people how can you fight a war on terrorism with all of your borders wide open!

The Goverment Has Failed All Of You.

Americas Founding Fathers Must Be Turing In Their Graves, As Well As Every Revolutionary, Every Soldier That Has Fought For This Great Country.

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Re: Funniest e-mail ever [message #360127 is a reply to message #359776] Wed, 26 November 2008 21:31 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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The question remains, who actually falls for a scam like this? You would have to be really dumb to think that someone would just give you lots of money just like that.
Re: Funniest e-mail ever [message #360128 is a reply to message #360127] Wed, 26 November 2008 21:34 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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Terminator 101 wrote on Wed, 26 November 2008 23:31

The question remains, who actually falls for a scam like this? You would have to be really dumb to think that someone would just give you lots of money just like that.

And yet every day dozens of people fall for these anyway.

Natural selection at its finest Satisfied


yeah
Re: Funniest e-mail ever [message #360129 is a reply to message #360127] Wed, 26 November 2008 21:45 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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Terminator 101 wrote on Wed, 26 November 2008 23:31

The question remains, who actually falls for a scam like this? You would have to be really dumb to think that someone would just give you lots of money just like that.

Yea... really... umm.. dumb.. Sarcasm







*goes to delete email from inbox*
Re: Funniest e-mail ever [message #360210 is a reply to message #360129] Thu, 27 November 2008 10:58 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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ow, you most be very very very lucky to be selected form all those emails Listen

Moding can be real Fun...
Re: Funniest e-mail ever [message #360388 is a reply to message #359776] Fri, 28 November 2008 12:54 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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the other day my parents called me and said we won a laptop from this website and all we need to give them is our names age and addresses... i gave them a long speech about it... just like the long speeches i used to get from them when they caught me smoking in my youth.

it was a nice way to get back at them for all the bitching i gout while growing up, this time i got to use phrases like smarten up and the famous "do you really believe everything people tell you".

it was nice Satisfied
Re: Funniest e-mail ever [message #360402 is a reply to message #359776] Fri, 28 November 2008 15:33 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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Re: Funniest e-mail ever [message #361002 is a reply to message #359776] Mon, 01 December 2008 21:40 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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Terminator 101 wrote on Mon, 24 November 2008 20:25

I am Rich! And I don't even know how! If this is not a scam, I will eat my keyboard, and donate this to these forums.
Of course it is a scam, that hotmail address is a dead giveaway.
Quote:


The ultimate parent company of the Atkins Group is WS Atkins plc. Registered in England No. 1885586. Registered Office Woodcote Grove, Ashley Road, Epsom, Surrey KT18 5BW. A list of wholly owned Atkins Group companies registered in the United Kingdom can be found at: http://www.atkinsglobal.com/terms_and_conditions/index.aspx.



This sentence is completely irrelevant from the rest of the email.


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Re: Funniest e-mail ever [message #361047 is a reply to message #361002] Tue, 02 December 2008 05:54 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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I just cant wait until the "One Laptop Per Child" program picks up.

Search for "Haxial" from Haxial.net and how he screwed with one of these scammers. He even sent the guy a photoshopped passport of James T. Kirk and the dummy never caught on until the end, when he sent pics of his "murdered wife" in the bathtub (She was 'snooping around') and he needed to get the money NOW and was leaving the country. After the scammer didnt reply, he emailed back "I have a bathtub waiting for you!"

Funny how this is still around after all these years. I bet the scammers are scamming other wanna-be scammers by selling them scammer templates and email lists.

"You cant con an honest man". Read a book (biography) called "The Yellow Kid" about a guy named Weil. Everything in the movie "The Sting" was taken from that book. VERY funny scams. Outrageous!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joseph_Weil
Re: Funniest e-mail ever [message #361082 is a reply to message #359912] Tue, 02 December 2008 09:56 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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Altzan wrote on Tue, 25 November 2008 16:47

Terminator 101 wrote on Tue, 25 November 2008 17:43

DutchNeon wrote on Tue, 25 November 2008 18:29

Its even more funnier if you act as you believe it, but then fake the guy who tries to.

Could someone translate this quote for me? I don't understand.

And how do you know it is from Africa?


He says it's more fun if you act as if though you believe the email and reply, but give the spammer a fake address / number / etc. to trick him.



Yea, give 'em the address of the FBI Razz hehe
Re: Funniest e-mail ever [message #361287 is a reply to message #361002] Wed, 03 December 2008 23:46 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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Quackpunk wrote on Mon, 01 December 2008 22:40

Terminator 101 wrote on Mon, 24 November 2008 20:25

I am Rich! And I don't even know how! If this is not a scam, I will eat my keyboard, and donate this to these forums.
Of course it is a scam, that hotmail address is a dead giveaway.
Quote:


The ultimate parent company of the Atkins Group is WS Atkins plc. Registered in England No. 1885586. Registered Office Woodcote Grove, Ashley Road, Epsom, Surrey KT18 5BW. A list of wholly owned Atkins Group companies registered in the United Kingdom can be found at: http://www.atkinsglobal.com/terms_and_conditions/index.aspx.



This sentence is completely irrelevant from the rest of the email.


You can give them the F.B.I.s phone number and address, if they are stupid enought to try it they can get caught doing it.


Seriously people how can you fight a war on terrorism with all of your borders wide open!

The Goverment Has Failed All Of You.

Americas Founding Fathers Must Be Turing In Their Graves, As Well As Every Revolutionary, Every Soldier That Has Fought For This Great Country.

[Updated on: Wed, 03 December 2008 23:46]

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Re: Funniest e-mail ever [message #361971 is a reply to message #359776] Mon, 08 December 2008 10:21 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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I love these ones:

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From Miss Rita Damian
Abidjan,Cote d'ivoire
West Africa
Dear,
In confidence,I have to introduce myself for I am Miss Rita Damian, the only child of late Chief and George Damian, I wish to request for your assistance in my efforts to procure the transfer of my inherited funds for investment ventures Overseas.
I have Seven Million Dollars ($7,000,000.00) here in my name with one of the prime banks here and I will require your assistance in receiving the transfer of the funds in your local account for investment purposes. As it is my desire to come over to your country to further my education while you take care of the investment of the money.I will be glad to give you 15% of the total sum for your co-operation.
I will be very appreciative if you can return to me with urgent dispatch to enable me advise you on the modalities.
I await in anticipation to receive your immediate response.
My Kind Regards!
Miss Rita Damian
r_damian_9@yahoo.co.jp



Quick everyone spam that email with pointless spam Razz


Re: Funniest e-mail ever [message #361999 is a reply to message #361971] Mon, 08 December 2008 14:37 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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Lone0001 wrote on Mon, 08 December 2008 11:21

I love these ones:

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From Miss Rita Damian
Abidjan,Cote d'ivoire
West Africa
Dear,
In confidence,I have to introduce myself for I am Miss Rita Damian, the only child of late Chief and George Damian, I wish to request for your assistance in my efforts to procure the transfer of my inherited funds for investment ventures Overseas.
I have Seven Million Dollars ($7,000,000.00) here in my name with one of the prime banks here and I will require your assistance in receiving the transfer of the funds in your local account for investment purposes. As it is my desire to come over to your country to further my education while you take care of the investment of the money.I will be glad to give you 15% of the total sum for your co-operation.
I will be very appreciative if you can return to me with urgent dispatch to enable me advise you on the modalities.
I await in anticipation to receive your immediate response.
My Kind Regards!
Miss Rita Damian
r_damian_9@yahoo.co.jp



Quick everyone spam that email with pointless spam Razz


There are so many holes in that I can't stop laughing Razz


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Re: Funniest e-mail ever [message #362951 is a reply to message #361971] Sat, 13 December 2008 00:01 Go to previous messageGo to previous message
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Lone0001 wrote on Mon, 08 December 2008 12:21

I love these ones:

Quote:

From Miss Rita Damian
Abidjan,Cote d'ivoire
West Africa
Dear,
In confidence,I have to introduce myself for I am Miss Rita Damian, the only child of late Chief and George Damian, I wish to request for your assistance in my efforts to procure the transfer of my inherited funds for investment ventures Overseas.
I have Seven Million Dollars ($7,000,000.00) here in my name with one of the prime banks here and I will require your assistance in receiving the transfer of the funds in your local account for investment purposes. As it is my desire to come over to your country to further my education while you take care of the investment of the money.I will be glad to give you 15% of the total sum for your co-operation.
I will be very appreciative if you can return to me with urgent dispatch to enable me advise you on the modalities.
I await in anticipation to receive your immediate response.
My Kind Regards!
Miss Rita Damian
r_damian_9@yahoo.co.jp



Quick everyone spam that email with pointless spam Razz

Damm, and I thought the e-mail that I received was original, but this is Gold!
Such a waste of time to write all that s**t up to make it look as real as possible.... ...Some people have to much time on their hands.


I have idea! Why don't we all use this thread to post the lamest scam e-mails that you can find. I feel like laughing, and American Funniest Home Videos just don't do it for me any more (scratch that last part, they actually do)


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