| The Screwed Up Story... Ressurected [message #90457] |
Fri, 28 May 2004 06:05  |
The_Chaotic_One
Messages: 107
Registered: March 2004
Location: On the Highway to Hell
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ok if you have n00b, end, or spam in your post, get out now. I want this 1 to just be left alone and let us do what we wanna do. Same rules as last time, 4 words per post, etc.
Once upon your lap there was three turtles making out while you were watching Red vs Blue on television. The only person who cared was Cowmisfit's mom. She decided to fry up a can of turtle chow. It smelled like bacon and feet. Cowmisfit skated to the Ham and Spice store to rub it on himself. This created mutant monkeys with fifteen rocket launchers and crazy candy addicted snipers who sucked balls. Xtrm2Matt then tried to fuck a chicken nugget. The_Chaotic_One then punched CowMisfit then punched himself in the nuts. It hurt like hell. Then the robots came and killed Kenny. Then a hobo walked by and seen the start of a horse's monkey balls exploding drunkenly, he took a sip and everyone in this story went POOF! and turned into hitler who raped the jews with a large voodoo dildo.
10 guys decided to wolf down each other with knives growing into large samuri swords.
Chaos is the cure for the plague known as mankind ...
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