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The Screwed Up Story [message #89535]

Sun, 23 May 2004 11:08

flyingfox
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Registered: February 2003
Location: scotland, uk

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Once upon your lap there was three turtles making out while you were watching red vs blue on television. The only person who cared was Cowmisfit's mom. She decided to fry up a can of turtle chow. It smelled like bacon and feet. Cowmisfit skated to the Ham and Spice store to rub it on himself. This created mutant monkeys with fifteen rocket launchers and crazy candy addicted snipers will suck balls. Xtrm2Matt then tried to fuck a chicken nugget. The_Chaotic_One then punched CowMisfit then punched himself in the nuts. It hurt like hell. Then the robots came and killed Kenny. Then a hobo walked by and seen the start of a horse's monkey balls exploding drunkenly, he took a sip and everyone in this story went POOF! and turned into hitler who raped the jews with a large voodoo dildo.

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		The Screwed Up Story By: The_Chaotic_One on Wed, 19 May 2004 13:12
		The Screwed Up Story By: cowmisfit on Wed, 19 May 2004 13:17
		The Screwed Up Story By: The_Chaotic_One on Wed, 19 May 2004 13:20
		The Screwed Up Story By: almor999 on Wed, 19 May 2004 13:21
		The Screwed Up Story By: The_Chaotic_One on Wed, 19 May 2004 13:22
		The Screwed Up Story By: almor999 on Wed, 19 May 2004 13:27
		The Screwed Up Story By: The_Chaotic_One on Wed, 19 May 2004 13:30
		The Screwed Up Story By: rm5248 on Wed, 19 May 2004 13:51
		The Screwed Up Story By: The_Chaotic_One on Wed, 19 May 2004 14:01
		The Screwed Up Story By: Xtrm2Matt on Wed, 19 May 2004 14:09
		The Screwed Up Story By: The_Chaotic_One on Wed, 19 May 2004 14:13
		The Screwed Up Story By: cowmisfit on Wed, 19 May 2004 14:30
		The Screwed Up Story By: Xtrm2Matt on Wed, 19 May 2004 14:32
		The Screwed Up Story By: The_Chaotic_One on Wed, 19 May 2004 14:35
		The Screwed Up Story By: cowmisfit on Wed, 19 May 2004 15:10
		The Screwed Up Story By: The_Chaotic_One on Wed, 19 May 2004 15:20
		The Screwed Up Story By: flyingfox on Wed, 19 May 2004 16:41
		The Screwed Up Story By: The_Chaotic_One on Wed, 19 May 2004 17:34
		The Screwed Up Story By: rm5248 on Wed, 19 May 2004 18:11
		The Screwed Up Story By: almor999 on Wed, 19 May 2004 18:12
		The Screwed Up Story By: flyingfox on Wed, 19 May 2004 18:13
		The Screwed Up Story By: rm5248 on Wed, 19 May 2004 18:14
		The Screwed Up Story By: almor999 on Wed, 19 May 2004 18:14
		The Screwed Up Story By: jd422032101 on Wed, 19 May 2004 18:15
		The Screwed Up Story By: almor999 on Wed, 19 May 2004 18:16
		The Screwed Up Story By: jd422032101 on Wed, 19 May 2004 18:16
		The Screwed Up Story By: hunteroo2 on Wed, 19 May 2004 18:56
		The Screwed Up Story By: flyingfox on Wed, 19 May 2004 19:01
		The Screwed Up Story By: cowmisfit on Wed, 19 May 2004 19:05
		The Screwed Up Story By: htmlgod on Wed, 19 May 2004 19:14
		The Screwed Up Story By: Sn1per XL on Wed, 19 May 2004 19:22
		The Screwed Up Story By: hunteroo2 on Wed, 19 May 2004 20:13
		The Screwed Up Story By: icedog90 on Wed, 19 May 2004 20:13
		The Screwed Up Story By: hunteroo2 on Wed, 19 May 2004 20:18
		The Screwed Up Story By: Xtrm2Matt on Wed, 19 May 2004 23:40
		The Screwed Up Story By: cowmisfit on Thu, 20 May 2004 03:46
		The Screwed Up Story By: DanSolo on Thu, 20 May 2004 04:30
		The Screwed Up Story By: The_Chaotic_One on Thu, 20 May 2004 04:56
		The Screwed Up Story By: flyingfox on Thu, 20 May 2004 09:21
		The Screwed Up Story By: Deactivated on Thu, 20 May 2004 09:24
		The Screwed Up Story By: The_Chaotic_One on Thu, 20 May 2004 12:23
		The Screwed Up Story By: cowmisfit on Thu, 20 May 2004 12:35
		The Screwed Up Story By: The_Chaotic_One on Thu, 20 May 2004 13:08
		The Screwed Up Story By: rm5248 on Thu, 20 May 2004 15:05
		The Screwed Up Story By: Vitaminous on Thu, 20 May 2004 15:08
		The Screwed Up Story By: The_Chaotic_One on Thu, 20 May 2004 15:40
		The Screwed Up Story By: Jaspah on Thu, 20 May 2004 15:41
		The Screwed Up Story By: cowmisfit on Thu, 20 May 2004 15:43
		The Screwed Up Story By: The_Chaotic_One on Thu, 20 May 2004 16:04
		The Screwed Up Story By: Jaspah on Fri, 21 May 2004 11:44
		The Screwed Up Story By: Xtrm2Matt on Fri, 21 May 2004 13:34
		The Screwed Up Story By: The_Chaotic_One on Fri, 21 May 2004 14:16
		The Screwed Up Story By: kopaka649 on Fri, 21 May 2004 16:07
		The Screwed Up Story By: The_Chaotic_One on Fri, 21 May 2004 16:09
		The Screwed Up Story By: rm5248 on Fri, 21 May 2004 16:32
		The Screwed Up Story By: [TNGS]Beselligrl on Fri, 21 May 2004 17:24
		The Screwed Up Story By: Xtrm2Matt on Fri, 21 May 2004 17:26
		The Screwed Up Story By: The_Chaotic_One on Fri, 21 May 2004 17:38
		The Screwed Up Story By: rm5248 on Fri, 21 May 2004 19:11
		The Screwed Up Story By: spreegem on Fri, 21 May 2004 19:50
		The Screwed Up Story By: SuperFlyingEngi on Fri, 21 May 2004 19:51
		The Screwed Up Story By: Xtrm2Matt on Sat, 22 May 2004 01:12
		The Screwed Up Story By: The_Chaotic_One on Sat, 22 May 2004 04:49
		The Screwed Up Story By: cowmisfit on Sat, 22 May 2004 04:50
		The Screwed Up Story By: The_Chaotic_One on Sat, 22 May 2004 04:51
		The Screwed Up Story By: spreegem on Sat, 22 May 2004 05:55
		The Screwed Up Story By: cowmisfit on Sat, 22 May 2004 06:30
		The Screwed Up Story By: The_Chaotic_One on Sat, 22 May 2004 07:04
		The Screwed Up Story By: SuperFlyingEngi on Sat, 22 May 2004 10:06
		The Screwed Up Story By: cowmisfit on Sat, 22 May 2004 10:17
		The Screwed Up Story By: The_Chaotic_One on Sat, 22 May 2004 11:10
		The Screwed Up Story By: spreegem on Sat, 22 May 2004 12:01
		The Screwed Up Story By: The_Chaotic_One on Sat, 22 May 2004 12:32
		The Screwed Up Story By: cowmisfit on Sat, 22 May 2004 12:46
		The Screwed Up Story By: The_Chaotic_One on Sat, 22 May 2004 12:49
		The Screwed Up Story By: SuperFlyingEngi on Sat, 22 May 2004 15:09
		The Screwed Up Story By: The_Chaotic_One on Sat, 22 May 2004 15:12
		The Screwed Up Story By: cowmisfit on Sat, 22 May 2004 16:59
		The Screwed Up Story By: The_Chaotic_One on Sat, 22 May 2004 17:22
		The Screwed Up Story By: amid_tha_rubble on Sat, 22 May 2004 20:17
		The Screwed Up Story By: flyingfox on Sat, 22 May 2004 20:26
		The Screwed Up Story By: amid_tha_rubble on Sat, 22 May 2004 20:36
		The Screwed Up Story By: cowmisfit on Sun, 23 May 2004 02:19
		The Screwed Up Story By: Jaspah on Sun, 23 May 2004 06:16
		The Screwed Up Story By: The_Chaotic_One on Sun, 23 May 2004 06:55
		The Screwed Up Story By: cowmisfit on Sun, 23 May 2004 07:16
		The Screwed Up Story By: _ToXiN_ on Sun, 23 May 2004 10:23
		The Screwed Up Story By: The_Chaotic_One on Sun, 23 May 2004 10:36
		The Screwed Up Story By: flyingfox on Sun, 23 May 2004 11:08
		The Screwed Up Story By: Xtrm2Matt on Sun, 23 May 2004 11:21
		The Screwed Up Story By: The_Chaotic_One on Mon, 24 May 2004 07:16
		The Screwed Up Story By: Jaspah on Mon, 24 May 2004 13:23
		The Screwed Up Story By: flyingfox on Mon, 24 May 2004 13:47
		The Screwed Up Story By: htmlgod on Mon, 24 May 2004 19:37
		The Screwed Up Story By: The_Chaotic_One on Tue, 25 May 2004 07:00

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