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u guys arent helpful at all [message #72300]

Wed, 17 March 2004 17:29

NukeIt15
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Registered: February 2003
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Colonel

*raps the podium*

What we have here is a fine example of the somewhat overpopulated "wannabe-god" n00b. Typical characteristics of this species, also known as "getthefuckoveryourself-ius domesticus," include: Ranting, bad grammar, and an inability to accept that they do not, in fact, own the planet and everyone on it. They almost never leave their natural habitat, which is ordinarily a home computer which is well beyond their ability to fully operate. To appear more respectable, however, they will make a point out of criticizing the personal lives of more sensible people who they know nothing about, while providing either false data about their own, or no data at all.

The wannabe-god n00b will often boast about their skill at one task or another, but when put to the test either back down or prove themselves completely inept. In an alternative response, a wannabe who has somehow managed to operate the internet well enough to find cheats may activate them and continue to boast about their nonexistant skill. Instead of asking for help when they need it, they flame with little or no provocation, then blame others when they do not recieve the assistance they so desperately need.

Reasoning with this species is not recommended, as it only causes them to become defensive and hostile. While their attack (usually in the form of either a long string of incomprehensible insults or threats of bodily harm) is physically and emotionally harmless, it has been known to lower the IQ of anyone who hears or sees it by about 10-20 points per word. As you could imagine, this can prove disastrous, since it takes at least several fractions of a second to recover from the mental damage.

As a result of their harmless but extremely annoying nature, contact with the getthefuckoveryourself-ius domesticus species is not recommended. They should be shot on sight to prevent mental damage, or at the ver least placed on every sane person's ignore list.

Thank you, and have a nice day.

"Arms discourage and keep the invader and plunderer in awe, and preserve order in the world as well as property. Horrid mischief would ensue were (the law-abiding) deprived of the use of them." - Thomas Paine

Remember, kids: illiteracy is cool. If you took the time to read this, you are clearly a loser who will never get laid. You've been warned.

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		u guys arent helpful at all By: EvoSnipe on Tue, 16 March 2004 20:21
		u guys arent helpful at all By: Javaxcx on Tue, 16 March 2004 20:23
		u guys arent helpful at all By: SuperFlyingEngi on Tue, 16 March 2004 20:23
		u guys arent helpful at all By: Cpo64 on Tue, 16 March 2004 21:20
		u guys arent helpful at all By: bigejoe14 on Tue, 16 March 2004 21:23
		u guys arent helpful at all By: hareman on Tue, 16 March 2004 21:43
		u guys arent helpful at all By: Hydra on Tue, 16 March 2004 22:46
		u guys arent helpful at all By: JCOOL91 on Tue, 16 March 2004 22:56
		u guys arent helpful at all By: K9Trooper on Wed, 17 March 2004 00:48
		u guys arent helpful at all By: spreegem on Wed, 17 March 2004 04:40
		u guys arent helpful at all By: SS217 on Wed, 17 March 2004 11:52
		u guys arent helpful at all By: EvoSnipe on Wed, 17 March 2004 12:38
		u guys arent helpful at all By: Xtrm2Matt on Wed, 17 March 2004 12:54
		u guys arent helpful at all By: K9Trooper on Wed, 17 March 2004 13:06
		u guys arent helpful at all By: KIRBY098 on Wed, 17 March 2004 13:20
		u guys arent helpful at all By: SuperFlyingEngi on Wed, 17 March 2004 15:34
		u guys arent helpful at all By: Majiin Vegeta on Wed, 17 March 2004 16:03
		u guys arent helpful at all By: IRON FART on Wed, 17 March 2004 16:05
		u guys arent helpful at all By: xptek_disabled on Wed, 17 March 2004 17:05
		u guys arent helpful at all By: z310 on Wed, 17 March 2004 17:09
		u guys arent helpful at all By: NukeIt15 on Wed, 17 March 2004 17:29
		u guys arent helpful at all By: almor999 on Thu, 18 March 2004 09:44
		u guys arent helpful at all By: terminator 101 on Thu, 18 March 2004 12:38
		u guys arent helpful at all By: EvoSnipe on Thu, 18 March 2004 13:02
		u guys arent helpful at all By: cheesesoda on Thu, 18 March 2004 13:03
		u guys arent helpful at all By: xptek_disabled on Thu, 18 March 2004 15:40

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