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Thu, 29 January 2004 14:18

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A couple of New Jersey hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head. The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps to the operator: �My friend is dead! What can I do?� The operator, in a calm soothing voice says: �Just take it easy. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead.� There is a silence, then a shot is heard. The guy's voice comes back on the line. He says: �OK, now what?"

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		Scientists with a joke experiment By: warranto on Tue, 27 January 2004 21:20
		Scientists with a joke experiment By: boma57 on Wed, 28 January 2004 05:14
		Scientists with a joke experiment By: Sk8rRIMuk on Thu, 29 January 2004 14:18
		Scientists with a joke experiment By: smwScott on Thu, 29 January 2004 14:59
		Scientists with a joke experiment By: boma57 on Thu, 29 January 2004 15:13
		Scientists with a joke experiment By: MrBob on Thu, 29 January 2004 15:14
		Scientists with a joke experiment By: boma57 on Thu, 29 January 2004 16:16
		Scientists with a joke experiment By: SuperFlyingEngi on Thu, 29 January 2004 16:17
		Scientists with a joke experiment By: warranto on Thu, 29 January 2004 18:05

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