| Someone just... [message #54804] |
Tue, 11 November 2003 14:56   |
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Have fun...
Do you know what I'm doing now?
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A beautiful, voluptuous woman goes to a gynecologist. The doctor takes one look at this woman and all his professionalism goes out the window.
Right away he tells her to undress. After she has disrobed he begins to stroke her thigh. As he does this he says to the woman, "Do you know what I'm doing?"
"Yes," she says, "you're checking for any abrasions or dermatological abnormalities."
"That is right," says the doctor. He then begins to fondle her breasts. "Do you know what I'm doing now?" he says. "Yes," says the woman, "you're checking for any lumps or breast cancer."
"Correct," replies the doctor. He then begins to have sexual intercourse with the woman. He says to her, "Do you know what I'm doing now?"
"Yes," she says. "You're getting herpes."
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Viagra and Pain Killers.
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So this older guy goes to the doctor asking for a prescription for 'Viagra'.
The guy asks for a large dose of the *strongest* variety.
The doctor asks why he needs so much.
The guy says that two young nymphomaniacs are spending a week at his place.
The doctor fills the prescription.
Later that week, the same guy goes back to the doctor asking for pain killers.
The doctor asks "Why, is your dick in that much pain?"
"No", says the guy, "it's for my wrists - the girls never showed up!"
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Ten Dollars is Ten Dollars
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Stumpy and his wife Martha went to the state fair every year. Every year Stumpy would say, "Martha, I'd like to ride in that there airplane. And
every year Martha would say, "I know Stumpy, but that airplane ride costs ten dollars, and ten dollars is ten dollars." Stumpy said, "Martha, I am 70 years old. If I don't ride that airplane this year I may never get the chance."
Martha replied, "The ride costs ten dollars, and ten dollars is ten dollars."
The pilot overheard them and said, "Folks, I'll make you a deal. I'll take you both up for a ride. If you can stay quiet for the entire ride and not say one word, I won't charge you. But if you say one word it's ten dollars."
Stumpy and Martha agreed and up they went. The pilot does all kinds of stunts, but not a word is heard. He does all kind of twists and turns, rolls and dives. They land and the pilot said "By golly, I did everything I could think of to get you to talk.
Stumpy replied, "Well, I was gonna say something when Martha fell out, but ten dollars is ten dollars."
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