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Some jokes... [message #52697] Sat, 25 October 2003 11:53 Go to previous message
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A young man walked into the local dole office, marched straight up to the counter and said, "Hi, I hate drawing the dole. I would really rather find a job."

The man behind the counter replied, "Your timing is amazing. We just got a listing from a very wealthy man who wants a chauffeur/bodyguard for his nymphomaniac daughter.

You'll have to drive around a big black Mercedes and the suits, shirts, and ties are provided.

Because of the long hours of this job, meals will also be provided and you will also be required to escort the young lady on her overseas holidays trips.

The salary package is £200,000 a year!"

The young man said, "You're bull-shitting me man!"

The man behind the counter said, "Yeah, well, you started it"


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