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Wed, 03 September 2003 18:49

bigejoe14
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A man walks into a bar and askes the bartender for a drink. So the bartender does so.

The man then notices another man walk down a pair of stais leading to one upstairs room. The man looked fairly upset. The man then says "Damn it!" and slams $100 dollars on the bar. He then storms out angerly from the bar.

The man asks, "What was that about?".

The bartender said, "There is a guy upstairs that has never laughed, and people keep putting money down that they can make him laugh... it's never been accomplished".

The man then slaps down $1,000 dollars on the bar and walks upstairs.

The whole room is quiet.

..........

Then there is an histerical laughter coming from upstairs for about 30 seconds. The laughter then turns into tears.

The man then walked down and took his $1,000 dollars back.

"How did you make him laugh?" the bartender asked.

"I told him that I had a bigger penis." the man replied.

The bartender asks. "Then how did you make him cry?"

The man simply said... "I showed him."

WHATEVER, FAGGOT

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