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John McCain wrote on Tue, 17 August 2010 19:25

Sup Hot Dogs, Big to the Em - Eh - Cee here layin' down some straight talk for all you nerds.

Speaking of 'Eh,' I get asked this question by a lot of people:
'JMac, why are Canadians so fucking dumb, and get no respect from the rest of the world?'

So I decided to get a Senate hearing rolling on this burning question, while we were all rolling and burning up some awesome skunk. The results blew our fucking minds.

Canada's population is about one-tenth of America's, but the level of Down Syndrome between the two nations is quite similar on average. Observe:

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Naturally I had to investigate this phenomenon, so armed with my years of Vietnam POW skills and my 'retard monitor' ...

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I ventured into the Great White North in search of the source of Downs. After triangulating the signal, it locked onto the city of Ottawa and I found the source: some household with a shitty Hyundai parked outside. It was supposed to be a Mercedes C200 or some shit but this trooprm02 nerd just lies his ass off and makes up so much shit that he's definitely the leading source of Downs in Canada, with TilDeth a close second, although he may have since killed himself by accidental strangulation with a 50 pound bar.

After careful research, I determined he was also the fabled dork who pretended to DC during a 1v1 on Field.mix with TD and ran to SMAK claiming he won, when really he lost tons of units and TD was parking his Art right outside troop's WF, pretty much sealing the game.

Even more investigation showed he nuked a dude's pedestal in a 1v1, only to realize that pedestal's were disabled but he quit saying he won anyways, when in reality his base was getting torn to shit.

Because he's the most laughed at person in all of Renegade, troop can only pretend to make up shit to convince people he's cool when in reality he's fucked in the head. He also challenges public players to 1v1's because he can't win a match against someone decent in the CW.cc league.

When he actually does play public players, he still intentionally glitches C4 on their barracks' MCT because he's genuinely not that good.

So, I implore everyone in Canada to encourage trooprm02 to take a hose, strap it to his Hyundai's exhaust, put the other end into the car, start it up, and die of Asphyxiation. Or stick his head into an oven. Whichever is more convenient. Otherwise, America will have no choice but to invade and save your shitty country ourselves.

I LOL'ed, nice effort. Invade pls


Homey
 
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