Home » General Discussions » General Discussion » Americans, Aussies, Canadians, and Brits.
Americans, Aussies, Canadians, and Brits. [message #41437] |
Thu, 21 August 2003 11:21 ![Go to previous message Go to previous message](/theme/Renegade_Forums/images/up.png) ![Go to next message Go to previous message](/theme/Renegade_Forums/images/down.png) |
![](http://renegadeforums.com/images/custom_avatars/34.png) |
Griever92
Messages: 593 Registered: February 2003 Location: Calgary, Alberta, Canada
Karma:
|
Colonel |
|
|
Demolition man |
Quote: | A first grade teacher explains to her class that she is an American.
She asks her students to raise their hands if they were American too.
Not really knowing why but wanting to be like their teacher, their
hands explode into the air like flashy fireworks.
There is, however, one exception. A girl named Kristen has not gone along with the crowd.
The teacher asks her why she has decided to be different.
"Because I am not an American."
"Then", asks the teacher, "What are you?"
"I'm a proud Canadian," boasts the little girl.
The teacher is a little perturbed now, her face slightly red. She
asks Kristen why she is a Canadian.
"Well, my mom and dad are Canadians, so I'm a Canadian too."
The teacher is now angry. "That's no reason," she says loudly. "What if your mom was a moron, and your dad was a moron. What would you be then?"
A pause, and a smile. "Then," says Kristen, "I'd be an American."
|
|
Perfect!
Alex "Griever92" Bracken
============================
|
|
|
![Read Message Read Message](/theme/Renegade_Forums/images/read.png) |
|
Americans, Aussies, Canadians, and Brits.
By: KIRBY098 on Thu, 21 August 2003 07:06
|
![Read Message Read Message](/theme/Renegade_Forums/images/read.png) |
|
Americans, Aussies, Canadians, and Brits.
|
![Read Message Read Message](/theme/Renegade_Forums/images/read.png) |
|
Americans, Aussies, Canadians, and Brits.
By: KIRBY098 on Thu, 21 August 2003 07:33
|
![Read Message Read Message](/theme/Renegade_Forums/images/read.png) |
|
Americans, Aussies, Canadians, and Brits.
By: kawolsky on Thu, 21 August 2003 10:58
|
![Read Message Read Message](/theme/Renegade_Forums/images/read.png) |
|
Americans, Aussies, Canadians, and Brits.
|
![Read Message Read Message](/theme/Renegade_Forums/images/read.png) |
|
Americans, Aussies, Canadians, and Brits.
|
![Read Message Read Message](/theme/Renegade_Forums/images/read.png) |
|
Americans, Aussies, Canadians, and Brits.
|
Goto Forum:
Current Time: Mon Sep 02 20:11:18 MST 2024
Total time taken to generate the page: 0.00793 seconds
|