| Re: EA pwnage [message #403768 is a reply to message #403753] |
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| Terminator 101 wrote on Thu, 24 September 2009 13:34 |
EA is known to be Bad Company so once they find out about this Renegade company, EA's owner, or Lord, will Ring a Red Alert and then probably Command their Need for Speed dial Lawyers plus their Generals, and Conquer that firm which will cause Burnout and get them a Medal of Honor. These Most Wanted Mercenaries will then start giving out Face Breakers on the Battlefield that the smaller company will end up on, and will no doubt kick it out of Earth and Beyond, into the Dead Space, or maybe even into the Mirros Edge, where it will remain Airborne forever.
This will cause Mass Effect Shift on EA's sales since they have just eliminated a Carbon copy firm, employees of which shall become Army of Two, and will be known as Freedom Fighters in the Order of Phoenix.
These Heroes will rise again and in the Crysis that follows, they will become the Dungeon Keepers of their new Spore Sim City, and prepare for their devastating Undecover European Assault also known Wrath of Kane and his Rock Band.
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