Renegade Public Forums
C&C: Renegade --> Dying since 2003™, resurrected in 2024!
Home » General Discussions » General Discussion » Funniest e-mail ever
Re: Funniest e-mail ever [message #364376 is a reply to message #359776] Mon, 22 December 2008 10:33 Go to previous messageGo to previous message
Altzan is currently offline  Altzan
Messages: 1586
Registered: September 2008
Location: Tennessee
Karma:
General (1 Star)
Quote:

UNITED NATIONS (WORLD BANK ASSISTED PROGRAMME)
DIRECTORATE OF INTERNATIONAL PAYMENT AND TRANSFERS.
870 UNITED NATIONS B PLAZA 20-A NEW YORK NY 10017
ATM CARD/AUDIT UNIT.

(UNITED NATIONS COMMITTEE ON SCAMS AND COMPENSATION)

This email is to you that have been scammed in Nigeria and any part of the
world, THE UNITED NATIONS WORLD BANK ASSISTED PROGRAMME, Have agreed to
compensate you with the sum of US$500,000.00(Five Hundred Thousand United
States Dollars) YOUR TRANSACTION HAVE BEEN MONITORED BY Economic and
Financial
Crime Commission (EFCC) AND COPY OF THE FILE HAVE BEEN FAXED TO UNITED NATION
HEADQUARTERS, WORLD BANK HEADQUARTERS, THE UK PRIME MINISTER AND THE NEW
NIGERIA PRESIDENT, AIHAJI UMAR MUSA YAR A`DUA FEDERAL REPUBLIC OF NIGERIA
(GCFR).

A REPAY AND COMPENSATION AGREEMENT HAVE BEEN MADE BETWEEN THE ABOVE OFFICES
TO
YOU THAT HAVE LOOSED OR LOST MONEY BY THE BELOW MEANS.
This includes every foreign contractor that may have not received their
contract sum, And people that have had an unfinished transaction or
international businesses in Africa, Asia,Europe and USA, that failed due to
Government problems etc.

Your name and email was in the list submitted by our Monitoring Team of
Economic and Financial Crime Commission observers and this is why we are
contacting you.

You are advised to contact Mr.Dennis Bush of UNITED KINGDOM, as he is our
representative in United Kingdom, all outstanding compensation payments Will
be

structured through an ATM CARD to you.

Upon your authentication, Mr.Dennis Bush will send you your compensation in
an
ATM card and you can clear it in any ATM CASH POINT of your choice.
You should therefore immediately send him your full Name and telephone number/
your correct mailing address where you want him to send the ATM CARD to you
FOR

VERIFICATIONS.

Person to Contact,
Mr Dennis Bush
Tel: +44-704-570-6393
Fax: +44-7006-099-932
Email: assistedproject1@live.com

Yours Faithfully,
Mr.Dennis Bush
Secretary (UNITED NATIONS)
Making the world a better place.
United Kingdom secretary

I cannot imagine how the clockwork of the universe can exist without a clockmaker. ~Voltaire

Report message to a moderator

[Message index]
 
Read Message
Read Message
Read Message
Read Message
Read Message
Read Message
Read Message
Read Message
Read Message
Read Message
Read Message
Read Message
Read Message
Read Message
Read Message
Read Message
Read Message
Read Message
Read Message
Read Message
Read Message
Read Message
Read Message
Read Message
Read Message
Read Message
Read Message
Read Message
Read Message
Read Message
Read Message
Read Message
Read Message
Read Message
Read Message
Read Message
Read Message
Read Message
Previous Topic: Is Westwood working today?
Next Topic: UT3 n00b sharing initial experience & Ren X opinions...
Goto Forum:
  

[ Syndicate this forum (XML) ] [ RSS ] [ PDF ]

Current Time: Sun Oct 13 10:45:06 MST 2024

Total time taken to generate the page: 0.01080 seconds
.:: Contact :: Home ::.

Powered by: FUDforum 420.69.
Copyright ©2001-2023 FUDforum Bulletin Board Software