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Re: Favorite Funny Quotes [message #325998 is a reply to message #325997] Fri, 11 April 2008 19:55 Go to previous messageGo to previous message
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"Evil beware, we have waffles."
"Why did you stop at a red light and let me hit you doing 80?!"
"That sky looks like ground!"
"Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings."
"Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway."
"It takes 46 muscles to frown but only 4 to flip 'em the bird."
"What you call dog with no legs? Don't matter what you call him, he ain't gonna come."
"Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss."
"Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?"
 
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