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OT: Who do you think is funnier? Homer Simpson or Kramer? [message #25179] Mon, 16 June 2003 10:08 Go to previous messageGo to previous message
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Registered: February 2003
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"I need the secure packaging of Jockeys. My boys need a house!"
- Kramer, in "The Chinese Woman"
"There's nothing holding me in place. I'm flipping, I'm flopping."
- Kramer, unhappy with boxer shorts, in "The Chinese Woman"
"The carpet sweeper is the biggest scam perpetrated on the American public since one-hour martinizing."
- Kramer, in "The Suicide"
"Hey, I'm telling you, the pig-man is alive. The government has been experimenting with pig-men since the 50's."
"They're probably creating a whole army of pig-warriors."
"Believe me, somewhere in this hospital the anguished oink of pig-man cries out for help."
"If the pig-man had a car, he'd give you a ride."
"Hey, we're not talking about a manicure. Imagine, this is gonna be his first memory of his parents, just standing there while some stranger cuts off a piece of his manhood and then serves a catered lunch!"
- Kramer, in "The Bris"
"No doctors for me. A bunch of lackeys and yes-men all towing the company line. Plus, they botched my vasectomy."
- Kramer, in "The Andrea Doria"
"I'm like ice, buddy. When I don't like you, you've got problems."
- Kramer, in "The Parking Spot"
"They don't have a decent piece of fruit at the supermarket. The apples are mealy, the oranges are dry... I don't know what's going on with the papayas!"
- Kramer, in "The Mango"
"Who's gonna turn down a Junior Mint? It's chocolate, it's peppermint -- it's delicious!"
- Kramer, in "The Junior Mints"
Kramer Rocks!! Very Happy Very Happy
 
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