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Fri, 16 May 2003 10:34   |
KIRBY098
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Possibly the best chicken joke ever!
On the farm lived a chicken and a horse, both of whom loved to play
together. One day, the two were playing when the horse fell into a bog
and began to sink. Scared for his life, the horse whinnied for the chicken
to go get the farmer for help!
Off the chicken ran, back to the farm. Arriving at the farm, he searched
and searched for the farmer, but to no avail, for he had gone to town with
the only tractor. Running around, the chicken spied the farmer's new Z-3
series BMW. Finding the keys inside, the chicken sped off with a length of
rope, hoping he still had time to save his friend's life.
Back at the bog, the horse was surprised, but happy, to see the chicken
arrive in the shiny BMW, and he managed to get a hold of the loop of
rope the chicken tossed to him. After tying the other end to the rear
bumper
of the farmer's car, the chicken then drove slowly forward and, with the
aid of the powerful car, rescued the horse!
Happy and proud, the chicken drove the BMW back to the farmhouse, and
the farmer was none the wiser when he returned. The friendship between the
two animals was cemented: best buddies, best pals.
A few weeks later, the chicken fell into a mud pit, and soon, he too,
began to sink and cried out to the horse to save his life!
The horse thought a moment, walked over, and straddled the large puddle.
Looking underneath, he told the chicken to grab his "thing" and he would
then lift him out of the pit. The chicken got a good grip, and the horse
pulled him up and out, saving his life.
The moral of the story?
When you're hung like a horse, you don't need a BMW to pick up chicks.
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