| Re: If I was an Evil Overlord [message #196396 is a reply to message #196310] |
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addseale2
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Registered: January 2004
Location: Chair or bed
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I will not wait around for sharks with frikkin' laser beams on their heads to finish off my enemies. A fleet of nuclear submarines will do nicely.
I will always opt for a full flak jacket and kevlar/ceramic helmet over a leather jumpsuit and cape as standard attire for my tursted lieutenants.
If I absolutely MUST provide my superweapon with a single vunerable point, it will be heavily guarded and marked with a copy of the afforementioned "Do Not Push" button.
I will not wait around for the UN to awnser my demands for money. A group of skilled evil crackers with links to the major banks of the world will suffice.
Neither the red nor blue wires will disarm my bombs.
My energy weapons will not kill my enemies in disgusting and obscure ways. Laser beams and thermal detenators are generally the best ways to go.
I will be the only one with access to my inner sanctum. My private meals will be delivered through an air-locked hatch.
My food and water sources for my evil fortress will be self-provided.
My evil minions will be provided with doses of the cure for the disease. The vials marked "Antidote" in my evil fortress will be filled with water aquired from the sewers.
I will not wait for assassins to silently destroy the opposition. Paradroping a lance of tanks is a more effective method.
"I walk once more, a god among mere mortals..."
Avatar of Khaine, Warhammer 40,000.
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