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Mon, 25 April 2005 14:58

NukeIt15
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Never did understand why anyone would want to 1v1 in a team-based game...always seemed sort of like an e-penis contest to me. But whatever floats yer boat... Razz

43. If you whisper obscenities at other players, then make up random bullshit to cover your ass when they reply calmly in general chat, you might be a n00b.

44. If you think that skill is determined by when a person started playing the game, you might be a n00b.

45. If you think your skill at the game determines how "right" or "wrong" you are, you might be a n00b (oh, well you can't beat me at a 1v1, STFU!!!!111!1111).

46. If you think that your team is to blame every time you fuck up, you might be a n00b.

47. If you think that basic infantry can't whip your $1000 super-soldier, you might be a n00b.

48. If you agitate for a tank rush when the enemy team consists of mostly anti-tank infantry with vehicle support all on defense, you might be a n00b.

49. If you're the uber-overkill defense in #48, and your team doesn't blast that n00b into oblivion, you might be a n00b.

"Arms discourage and keep the invader and plunderer in awe, and preserve order in the world as well as property. Horrid mischief would ensue were (the law-abiding) deprived of the use of them." - Thomas Paine

Remember, kids: illiteracy is cool. If you took the time to read this, you are clearly a loser who will never get laid. You've been warned.

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