| What would you do if... [message #106536] |
Sat, 07 August 2004 17:32   |
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NukeIt15
Messages: 987
Registered: February 2003
Location: Out to lunch
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1. Run up the steps, enter the house, and slam the door,
2. I'd wonder why a dog ate my cash, when all I have is two cats.
3. Say no. I'm too honest to keep it, but I'd regret the decision for a few hours.
4. Steal her keyboard to replace it.
5. Depends on what the girl looks like and whether or not her gorilla of a boyfriend is with her.
6. Ask if I can eat a cooked one for $150.
7. Get pissed off. Really pissed off.
8. Call animal control on my cell and kick the owner in the shins.
9. Wash it off and have a seagull for dinner.
10. Accept it, thank them, and go buy something.
"Arms discourage and keep the invader and plunderer in awe, and preserve order in the world as well as property. Horrid mischief would ensue were (the law-abiding) deprived of the use of them." - Thomas Paine
Remember, kids: illiteracy is cool. If you took the time to read this, you are clearly a loser who will never get laid. You've been warned.
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