| Re: What would you do if... [message #106462] |
Sat, 07 August 2004 06:19   |
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cheesesoda
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Registered: March 2003
Location: Jackson, Michigan
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1. Depends on how close. Close enough to be startled by my movement, I'd be as still as possible. If it's far enough away that I won't spook it by movement, I'd run inside the house.
2. I'd be wondering why the fuck my dog ate a $50, but then I'd probably just be like "holy shit, my dog ate a $50." and then wonder what I could have done with that money.
3. I'd probably say "no" because I'm fairly honest and I'd be too chicken shit to say "yes".
4. Like DarkDemin said, go out and buy another one, or if you're me, go out and buy 2.  (the thing is, my mom hasn't taken away my keyboard since i bought two more. Almost seems like a waste)
5. I'd take advantage of the situation, either ask for her number, take pictures, or take her somewhere and ....you can figure out the rest from here
6. I'd say "fuck no," and if they kept pestering me about it, i'd probably end up saying "hell no, bitch. fuck off".
7. I'd be pissed, but then I'd try somehow to sell it and get some, most, or all of my money back.
8. I'd be scared as shit, and I'd outrun it...but then again...why would a dog want to attack a car?
9. I'd start throwing rocks at the fucking thing, and then I'd go rinse myself off in the water.
10. Be stunned, and refuse the money, but when they are too stubborn to take it back, I'd thank them continuously.
whoa.
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