| The Marine and the Iraqi [message #72196] |
Wed, 17 March 2004 11:12  |
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Aircraftkiller
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A squad of Marines drove up the highway between Basra and Baghdad. They came upon a badly injured Iraqi soldier. Nearby on the opposite side of the road was an American marine in a similar state.
As first aid was given to both soldiers, they were asked what had happened.
The Marine responded "I was heavily armed and moving north along the highway. Coming south was a heavily armed Iraqi soldier".
"What happened then?" the corpsman asked. "I told him Saddam Hussein was a miserable piece of shit, and then the Iraqi told me that Tom Daschle, Ted Kennedy and the Clinton's were miserable pieces of shit."
"We were shaking hands when the truck hit us."
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| The Marine and the Iraqi [message #72222] |
Wed, 17 March 2004 13:17  |
KIRBY098
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| EvoSnipe |
are you serious? lmao
i gotta look into that!
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Are you retarded?
It's a joke that only people who don't sniff thier own farts would understand.
Moron.
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| The Marine and the Iraqi [message #72253] |
Wed, 17 March 2004 15:30 |
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Crimson
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Here's a better joke:
Kerry says:
"The Republican Attack Machine has welcomed me to West Virginia today with another distortion... I actually did vote for the $87 billion before I voted against it."
I'm the bawss.
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| The Marine and the Iraqi [message #72444] |
Thu, 18 March 2004 08:49 |
REMEMBERME
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i get the joke, lol
who is this evo guy? i see him around alot and alotta people crack on him!
uh.....i thought evryone sniffed there own farts, isnt that normal? IT ISNT!?!
well, uh, i was, uh, just joking, yeh, it was a joke, hehe :oops:
my turn my turn!
EVO YOU, YOU, YOU, TOUCH YOURSELF AT NIGHT!
lol how was that?
WOL login- Uwillrmbr
"U will remember my name......."
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| The Marine and the Iraqi [message #72449] |
Thu, 18 March 2004 09:06 |
KIRBY098
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| REMEMBERME |
i get the joke, lol
who is this evo guy? i see him around alot and alotta people crack on him!
uh.....i thought evryone sniffed there own farts, isnt that normal? IT ISNT!?!
well, uh, i was, uh, just joking, yeh, it was a joke, hehe :oops:
my turn my turn!
EVO YOU, YOU, YOU, TOUCH YOURSELF AT NIGHT!
lol how was that?
WOL login- Uwillrmbr
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New nickname EVO?
Fartsniffer.
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| The Marine and the Iraqi [message #72486] |
Thu, 18 March 2004 12:22 |
EvoSnipe
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hmmmm, i 4got all about the ip, i was going to have a "fresh start" you might say, besides, my dog isnt a half bad ren-player, he could probably own all of you!
regards,
Evo
"Sacred cows make the best hamburgers"
-Mark Twain
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| The Marine and the Iraqi [message #72635] |
Thu, 18 March 2004 19:47 |
xptek_disabled
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Well,
You werent to stealthy about your new start considering you still type like a complete n00b.
Do you write school essays that read "LEIK OMG THERE R MEENY REAZONS FOR THE NDUTRIAL REVOLUTION!!!!11! I WILL TELL U SUM"?
Local oper-irc.ugin.net - A Scrumfy free IRC.
Jonwil > SK
http://www.byterush.net/
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| The Marine and the Iraqi [message #72765] |
Fri, 19 March 2004 16:14 |
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IRON FART
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Registered: September 2003
Location: LOS ANGELES
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It makes you look stupid.
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I can just imagine his response...
| Evosnipe |
...I kno u r but what am i....
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Quote from IRC
<[Digital]> get man_fucking_a_car.mpg
<[Digital]> ah fuck wrong window
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