Failure [message #57207] |
Tue, 09 December 2003 08:28 |
NHJ BV
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Just got this in my mailbox: Do a search on Google on the word "failure" and hit the "I'm feeling lucky" button (or just look at the first search result). Coincidence?
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Failure [message #57213] |
Tue, 09 December 2003 10:36 |
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England
Messages: 618 Registered: February 2003 Location: High Wycombe, England
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also
miserable failure
is pretty good aswell.
Just to ruin it, http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/3298443.stm
In the end it doesn't matter if you are who you say you are. You will still mean nothing to me.
When i have kids, everytime i drive past a fast food restaurant, im gonna punch my kid in the face, then they'll never wanna come..
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Failure [message #57241] |
Tue, 09 December 2003 14:03 |
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rm5248
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HAHAHAHA
ROFL
w00t?
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Failure [message #57268] |
Tue, 09 December 2003 21:35 |
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IRON FART
Messages: 1989 Registered: September 2003 Location: LOS ANGELES
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cowmisfit |
Grrr are u saying Bush is a failer???
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No....We are saying that the Google search engine classified him as a miserable faliure!
LOL
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Quote from IRC
<[Digital]> get man_fucking_a_car.mpg
<[Digital]> ah fuck wrong window
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Failure [message #57273] |
Wed, 10 December 2003 01:51 |
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Scythar
Messages: 580 Registered: February 2003 Location: Finland
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Puhh, those things spread fast, it's posted everywhere already.
There's a hole in the sky through which things can fly.
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Failure [message #57280] |
Wed, 10 December 2003 05:36 |
NHJ BV
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cowmisfit | Nope he is a Great President and the fact is anyone who doesnt think that is just a no good liberial who has no understandings of politics and commen sense
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Nice fallacy.
Anyway Ack, I half expected you to post something like that and won't go into it (anymore that I'm doing now, that is).
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Failure [message #57282] |
Wed, 10 December 2003 05:55 |
MonkeyPhonic
Messages: 75 Registered: August 2003
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The welfare to work program that forces single parents to travel over 60 miles to a minimum wage job every day, nice one, and I bet Lockheed Martin feel well happy about this huge supply of cheap labour. And as a nice big bonus they don't have to worry about imigration coming and taking away their underpayed workforce.
How about the Keyoto agreement, thank god Bush came along and saved us from the next iceage by perpetuating global warming for many years to come by pulling out one of the worlds greatest contributors to CO2 output.
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But hey what does my oppinion count? I'm European, apparently that means we're as influential as your avarage 3rd world country.
Like all poleticians, he's a little bit good, and a lotta bit bad. It's not like Nixon, Regan or even Clinton were entirely spotless.
Well, you'll all get to vote again soon, who knows, in a year or so we might even all be bitching about President Clinton again, Hillary this time.
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Failure [message #57285] |
Wed, 10 December 2003 07:24 |
NHJ BV
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Disclaimer: I did not intend to make this a political thread, nor do I take responsibility for any physical or mental harm that may or may not ensue from this soon-to-be political thread. Thank you.
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Failure [message #57289] |
Wed, 10 December 2003 08:13 |
[HLOW]Tomten
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Quote: | You keep arguing the same shit that every snobbish European says. "My opinion should matter in a country that I don't even live in! You will bow to me because I'm EUROPEAN! I'M ALWAYS RIGHT"
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You keep arguing the same shit that every snobbish American says. "My opinion should matter in a country that I don't even live in! You will bow to me because I'm AMERICAN! I'M ALWAYS RIGHT
Should stand like that instead
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Failure [message #57309] |
Wed, 10 December 2003 12:26 |
MonkeyPhonic
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Aircraftkiller | Well, since you want to toss out insults about the president I voted for in 2000... Why don't I go ahead and attack you?
You keep arguing the same shit that every snobbish European says. "My opinion should matter in a country that I don't even live in! You will bow to me because I'm EUROPEAN! I'M ALWAYS RIGHT"
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You miss my point, almost entirely. I'm saying he is no better or worse than any other presdent. No politician is without flaw, regardless of popularity. Regan made it for two terms, and yet these days it seems like all anyone can remeber is how he screwed everything up.
The only reason I even mentioned Europe was because of a very public comment Bush Jr made about europe not being relevant any more a comment he has spent much time since retracting and regreting. It was not the best way to endear Europe to him.
Which may or may not be a step up on Clinton, who if you ask most europeans to say something they know about him will mention cum stains.
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Failure [message #57346] |
Wed, 10 December 2003 14:49 |
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Crimson
Messages: 7429 Registered: February 2003 Location: Phoenix, AZ
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MonkeyPhonic | The welfare to work program that forces single parents to travel over 60 miles to a minimum wage job every day, nice one, and I bet Lockheed Martin feel well happy about this huge supply of cheap labour. And as a nice big bonus they don't have to worry about imigration coming and taking away their underpayed workforce.
How about the Keyoto agreement, thank god Bush came along and saved us from the next iceage by perpetuating global warming for many years to come by pulling out one of the worlds greatest contributors to CO2 output.
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Oh, god forbid people work and contribute to the economy of the nation instead of sucking on the teats of those who WORK for a fucking living. If they don't like traveling 60 miles away they should find their own damn job instead. And don't go crying "but they have kids and blah blah blah"... hey, you fucked up and had a kid when you weren't ready, now you're going to learn why you should have used a condom or the pill or horror of horrors, ABSTAIN.
Oh, and global warming is a farce. This little hole in the ozone is caused naturally and it grows and shrinks depending on how much sunlight it's exposed to over by the south pole. Oh no, it's the Freon making a hole... oh wait, Freon is heavier than normal air and sinks, how did it get up there??
Quote: | But hey what does my oppinion count? I'm European, apparently that means we're as influential as your avarage 3rd world country.
Like all poleticians, he's a little bit good, and a lotta bit bad. It's not like Nixon, Regan or even Clinton were entirely spotless.
Well, you'll all get to vote again soon, who knows, in a year or so we might even all be bitching about President Clinton again, Hillary this time.
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I guess you've all forgotten a little word called "Reaganomics" which brought the stock market, measured in this sense by the Dow Jones Industrial Average, from hovering below 1000 up to over 13000 before settling down around 8000-10000. But then again some idiots would attribute that to Clinton who was too busy cheating on his wife to run a country.
I'm the bawss.
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Failure [message #57355] |
Wed, 10 December 2003 15:24 |
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Aircraftkiller
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Aircraftkiller | Well, since you want to toss out insults about the president I voted for in 2000... Why don't I go ahead and attack you?
You keep arguing the same shit that every snobbish European says. "My opinion should matter in a country that I don't even live in! You will bow to me because I'm EUROPEAN! I'M ALWAYS RIGHT"
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You miss my point, almost entirely. I'm saying he is no better or worse than any other presdent. No politician is without flaw, regardless of popularity. Regan made it for two terms, and yet these days it seems like all anyone can remeber is how he screwed everything up.
The only reason I even mentioned Europe was because of a very public comment Bush Jr made about europe not being relevant any more a comment he has spent much time since retracting and regreting. It was not the best way to endear Europe to him.
Which may or may not be a step up on Clinton, who if you ask most europeans to say something they know about him will mention cum stains.
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See, no, you're missing MY point... You keep focusing on the same issues that everyone spouts off about and repeatedly gets proven wrong on.
"KYOTO OMG"
"LABOR OMG"
"Co2 OMG"
It's all the same argument, over and over, and you failed to grasp that I'm picking at you for that. I'm not even attempting to argue with you about your points because I could go grab an argument off Google...
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