| I couldn't resist...... [message #55250] |
Mon, 17 November 2003 12:46  |
KIRBY098
Messages: 1546
Registered: February 2003
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Browsing for sniper servers last evening, I find the supply of populated servers is once again depleted.
After a few minutes, and a refresh, this new server I have never seen pops up, and has 3 folks in it.
I join, and kick butt. I am promptly accused of cheating multiple times by the "moderators" who continually threaten to add me to thier thier "GLOBAL BAN LIST".
Unimpressed, I continue the moderators who are now using regular infantry to kill me, and are still losing. They attempt to kick me. Both fail miserably, and the host, who keeps typing LOL LOL LOL, attempts to reset thier clearance to do so.
Now they claim I am not allowed to shoot anyone. Riiiiight.
I keep kicking n00b tail, and the accusations fly about bighead mods, Blah blah blah........
Now the host finally realizes resetting thier clearance isn't working, and tries to kick me. The words" KIRBY098 was 0wned for being a jerk" or some other thing show up. Still no kick. I cannot stop laughing at this point.
Not only have they whined for 10 minutes, cheated by using infantry on thier own server, and accused big head use, but now theeir host is powerless to kick.
Well, unable to resist, I grab a nuke beacon. I figure if I'm going to get blamed for it, they are unable to type, let alone shoot, and I am never going to see this server ever again, I might as well do it.
Too easy.
The screams of "OMFG!!!!!!!!1111111111!!" are a joy to see.
I just couldn't help it.
Then I move to another server. Here these "snipers" have decided you can snipe with mammoth tanks.
Clearly upset I feel the need to discipline these fools. I singlehandedly ruin thier base, and all illicit vehicles.
I love this game some days.
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| I couldn't resist...... [message #55270] |
Mon, 17 November 2003 15:30  |
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Crimson
Messages: 7429
Registered: February 2003
Location: Phoenix, AZ
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General (5 Stars)
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My server will be back... soon. Blazer finally got a new desk that fits in the office so we can bring stuff back online.
I'm the bawss.
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| I couldn't resist...... [message #55489] |
Thu, 20 November 2003 06:57 |
KIRBY098
Messages: 1546
Registered: February 2003
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Yet another tale in the never ending saga of 0wn4g3:
last night I join FOD infantry only server. This is a well moderated server, and I enjoy going there. I am on GDI on Walls Flying. NAILDX is on Nod, and we have played each other before, so we know each others style. I figure it's goingto be a knockdown, dragout fight with Techs attempting to take out barracks / Hon. I am right, and Nod is a bit more organized at first. They have two techs attempting destruction of the barracks. Jirox, and NAILDX are supporting each other well, and almost take us out of the game early. KIRBY098 to the rescue! I spend the first 30 minutes of the game in a seesaw battle with NAIL, using techs. I am fairly successful in getting into the hand 3 times, and disarming, but for some reason the c-4 never takes out the building entirely. (Placement is key when c-4ing boys and girls.) Freaking lag drags me sideways when placing, and the c4 never lands corrrectly.
The n00bs on my team spend most of the game typing LOL, and thinking it's a sniper game while NAIL, Jirox and I are slugging it out in the trenches.
Suddenly, for some unknown reason NAIL switches to sniper, and Jirox announces that he's leaving and wants permission to place nukes so he can watch them go off :rolleyes: . OPPORTUNITY KNOCKS!!!
Rapidly I switch to Hotwire, and head for the hand. Unbeleivably they have left the window ramp unmined, and I hop in while nukes are going off like mad. I disarm, waiting for the inevitable shotgunner in the back attack, but it never comes!
I place all c-4, and wait...........
Boom! Boom, Boom!
"Hand of Nod destroyed"
It's all downhill for Nod from there boys and girls.
Nothing like success after 35 minutes of a stalemate. Our team had around 6000 points, of which I had 4300.
INFANTRY GAMES ARE NOT SNIPER GAMES!!!
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| I couldn't resist...... [message #55496] |
Thu, 20 November 2003 09:36 |
KIRBY098
Messages: 1546
Registered: February 2003
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Hey, I was watching the text to that game.
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Good moderation, BTW.
It's appreciated.
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| I couldn't resist...... [message #55603] |
Fri, 21 November 2003 07:26 |
KIRBY098
Messages: 1546
Registered: February 2003
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Another fun tale of pure 0wn4g3 by kirby:
KAZAPLAM'S SNIPER SERVER
8 player, and I am on Nod. 500 Sniper.
Kaza is on GDI. I commence the onslaught, and have absolutely no competition. It's to the point where I am constantly running out of ammo in 3 v 1 situations, and STILL winning with the pistol.
Then all of a sudden I see this: "Kirby, knock it off, or I will kick you. Don't do that again."
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"WTF are you talking about?"
No answer.
I continue the onslaught, and keep trying to discern the n00b's mindset to avoid getting booted. Not a peep from him. Whatever it was wasn't too serious apparently. At this point, I figure who cares, I have no competition anyways. I start spawn killing, and killing in general at a higher rate than prior. It was like i was freakin Neo for a minute.
47 kills in 30 minutes. I think the nearest to me was sum1likeu with around 20.
Ahh, it's good to be the king. 
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