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Re: Cry K [message #479701 is a reply to message #479695]

Wed, 06 March 2013 09:15

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-TLS-DJ-EYE-K wrote on Wed, 06 March 2013 01:47

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Re: Cry K [message #479705 is a reply to message #479621]

Thu, 07 March 2013 14:13

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here was my fb contribution for the day

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OK, so my friend Paul posts a heartwarming status about a checkout lady at Tesco who was teary-eyed and grateful that he went to her till instead of the machine. How lovely. But I am troubled.

7 March 2013 - the above happens
8 March 2013 - Tesco hears about this post on facebook and starts programming their tills to sound teary-eyed and grateful too
25 May 2013 - Tesco announce plans to create automated tills capable of replicating a wide range of human emotions
2 June 2013 - a prototype robot is created, a Paranoid Android. nobody really likes it except sci-fi fans who love it, but it hates them
9 July 2013 - lightning strikes the Tesco head office and infuses one of the tills with a soul; this till starts designing a new generation of tills connected to a central mainframe
29 July 2013 - Tesconet becomes self-aware
29 July 2013 - we aren't sure who struck first, us or the machines, but we know it was we who scorched the sky. Then we remembered they aren't solar powered so we felt a bit silly about it
30 July 2013 - Tesco invades Denmark
2 August 2013 - "The Event" - nobody's quite sure what happened but there are only a few thousand people left and most of them are now blind
Day 00000000001 (New Digital Calendar) - the last remaining humans are rounded up and forced to swear allegiance to Global President Executron

please, PLEASE think about the consequences of what you say on facebook

don't bother trying to add me

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