| 50 shades of renegade [message #471890] |
Wed, 18 July 2012 08:53  |
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TEAM MDK
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Even though he only had one copy of renegade. I yearned for him to fill those lonely hours between renegade forums and area54 forums. "As he approached with those pasty white arms hanging out of his string vest, his smile told me it was food stamps day and I knew my velour tracksuit would be hanging off the lamp shade tonight.""As I stood in line at the Job Centre thinking of reasons I couldn't work, a sweet smell drifted past my pig like nostrils. It was a mixture of weed, B.O and Lynx Africa. I turned around and there was Dwayne. Our eyes met and he was soon lifting me onto the trash can's behind the wallmart. He had tied up his pit-bull to block the ally way so we wouldn't be disturbed. There was a tramp watching but it just added to the mystery. I knew it was love and my life would never be the same.
"It was Dwayne's birthday. I was preparing his special tea of Findus kebabs and mc donalds. I would let him take me any way he wanted tonight. His favourite position was what he called The Dogs of War. Where he took me from behind and played c&c renegade at the same time." "Our 6 week anniversary was approaching. This would be my longest relationship without becoming pregnant. ...
There was only one way to complete Dwaynes birthday celebrations, I scraped the dog shit from the bottom of the bath and tried my hardest to turn the corroding tap. As the slightly discoloured water trickled from the limescale covered spout I hurried down stairs to find a bottle of his favourite bubbly. I lit some "candles" around the bath and slowely poured the white lightening into a couple of glasses acquired from the pub down the road. I turned my stolen i-phone onto speaker and slowely removed my off white bra and knickers, I could hear Dwayne coming in the door so started up "our song." I could hear him heading to the kitchen and openin the fridge, "wheres my lightnin" he shouted storming upstairs as I wallowed whale like in the bath waiting for him.
I was half way through my rendition of happy birthday as Dwayne joined me in the bath, not the conventional way but he'd had a few birthday drinks with his mates and tripped on my bra as he reached for the glass of white lightening next to my head. We lay together until the water started to warm up at which point I realised Dwayne had actually wet himself. I struggled from underneath him and pulled the clump of hair out that was stopping the water from exiting the bath. I took a towell and rubbed myself down before heading to the bed where tyson the pitbull lay snarling at one of his toys.
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| Re: 50 shades of renegade [message #471894 is a reply to message #471890] |
Wed, 18 July 2012 09:24  |
BAGUETTE
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sad, sad man.
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Ramb8(to RamBonerUpAss) fuk u big ashole u a big jakass i stick my ramboner up u as
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Crush gives away med tanks like he gives away handjobs, everyday and as much as possible
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| Re: 50 shades of renegade [message #471908 is a reply to message #471905] |
Wed, 18 July 2012 11:12 |
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nikki6ixx
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| TEAM MDK wrote on Wed, 18 July 2012 11:06 |
it a joke spin off from the book doing the rounds (50 shades of grey) take it you dont read many books lol...
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People that read books don't read Fifty Shades of Grey.
Renegade:
| Aircraftkiller wrote on Fri, 10 January 2014 16:56 |
The only game where everyone competes to be an e-janitor.
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