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A guy goes into a state government office to interview for a job. The interviewer asks him, “Are you a veteran?”

The guy says, “Why yes, in fact I served two tours in Vietnam.”

“Good,” says the interviewer, “That counts in your favor. Do you have any service related disabilities?”

The guy says, “In fact I am 100% disabled: during a battle an explosion removed my private parts so they declared me disabled, it doesn’t affect my ability to work, though.”

“Sorry to hear about the damage but I have some good news for you, I can hire you right now! Our working hours are 8:00 to 4:00. Come on in about 10:00 and we’ll get you started.”

The guy says “If working hours are from 8:00 to 4:00, why do you want me to come at 10:00?”

“Well, here at the State Department we don’t do anything but sit around and scratch our balls for the first two hours. Don’t need you here for that.”

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A one dollar bill met a twenty dollar bill and said, "Hey, where've you been? I haven't seen you around here much."

The twenty answered, "I've been hanging out at the casinos, went on a cruise and did the rounds of the ship, back to the United States for awhile, went to a couple of baseball games, to the mall, that kind of stuff. How about you?"

The one dollar bill said, "You know, same old stuff... church, church, church."

Laughing Laughing


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