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Re: How do I deal with cheat accusations? [message #425531 is a reply to message #425508] |
Mon, 12 April 2010 15:42 |
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Dover
Messages: 2547 Registered: March 2006 Location: Monterey, California
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R315r4z0r wrote on Mon, 12 April 2010 08:09 |
Dover wrote on Mon, 12 April 2010 02:30 |
snpr1101 wrote on Sun, 11 April 2010 23:22 | I don't know if I can sit there and go "lol"; I don't want people thinking I cheat.
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Clearly Renegade is the wrong game for you then. This game requires the player to have a functioning pair of balls. Try playing The Sims or something.
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That doesn't make any sense.
Saying "lol" is like you acknowledging them saying you cheat and being to afraid to confront them.
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No. That's not giving a flying fuck what others think.
DarkDemin wrote on Thu, 03 August 2006 19:19 | Remember kids the internet is serious business.
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Re: How do I deal with cheat accusations? [message #425533 is a reply to message #425363] |
Mon, 12 April 2010 16:16 |
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NukeIt15
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Repeat the following phrase:
"Please consume fecal matter and expire."
When they figure that out, it roughly translates to "I know fancy words; that makes me smarter than you... now go eat shit and die."
If that fails, calmly argue with them for a few minutes and throw in some subtle trolling so that they Hulk out and undermine their own credibility by using caps. Nothing says "I'm right and you're a fuckwad" like being the one who's not yelling.
Or, y'know, you could just ignore the fools unless an admin takes notice. When that happens, calmly explain your position using your best "I'm writing a paper for school" typing and let the chips fall where they may. 90% of the time, a good admin will listen to the more reasonable player and kick/ban the douchenozzle.
"Arms discourage and keep the invader and plunderer in awe, and preserve order in the world as well as property. Horrid mischief would ensue were (the law-abiding) deprived of the use of them." - Thomas Paine
Remember, kids: illiteracy is cool. If you took the time to read this, you are clearly a loser who will never get laid. You've been warned.
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Re: How do I deal with cheat accusations? [message #425555 is a reply to message #425363] |
Mon, 12 April 2010 18:47 |
InternetThug
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Is that your best attempt at a trolling ... you're this desperate for attention? You really have nothing in your life do you? It really is depressing. I guess some people just aren't blessed with a loving family or social skills.
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Re: How do I deal with cheat accusations? [message #425628 is a reply to message #425531] |
Tue, 13 April 2010 17:13 |
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R315r4z0r
Messages: 3836 Registered: March 2005 Location: New York
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Dover wrote on Mon, 12 April 2010 18:42 |
R315r4z0r wrote on Mon, 12 April 2010 08:09 |
Dover wrote on Mon, 12 April 2010 02:30 |
snpr1101 wrote on Sun, 11 April 2010 23:22 | I don't know if I can sit there and go "lol"; I don't want people thinking I cheat.
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Clearly Renegade is the wrong game for you then. This game requires the player to have a functioning pair of balls. Try playing The Sims or something.
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That doesn't make any sense.
Saying "lol" is like you acknowledging them saying you cheat and being to afraid to confront them.
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No. That's not giving a flying fuck what others think.
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...and how exactly does that give you "a functioning pair of balls?"
It's ignoring the problem and running away from confrontation.
The basic ideal response you should give is something like this:
"Believe what you want to believe, I really don't care. All I know is I'm not a cheater and that is all that matters."
Simply saying "lol" just makes you look like a loserfag.
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Alternatively, I find it funny to play dumb.
Like, if someone accuses you of using an aimbot, you be like "WTF is an aimbort?"
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Re: How do I deal with cheat accusations? [message #425658 is a reply to message #425628] |
Tue, 13 April 2010 18:25 |
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Dover
Messages: 2547 Registered: March 2006 Location: Monterey, California
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R315r4z0r wrote on Tue, 13 April 2010 17:13 |
Dover wrote on Mon, 12 April 2010 18:42 |
R315r4z0r wrote on Mon, 12 April 2010 08:09 |
Dover wrote on Mon, 12 April 2010 02:30 |
snpr1101 wrote on Sun, 11 April 2010 23:22 | I don't know if I can sit there and go "lol"; I don't want people thinking I cheat.
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Clearly Renegade is the wrong game for you then. This game requires the player to have a functioning pair of balls. Try playing The Sims or something.
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That doesn't make any sense.
Saying "lol" is like you acknowledging them saying you cheat and being to afraid to confront them.
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No. That's not giving a flying fuck what others think.
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...and how exactly does that give you "a functioning pair of balls?"
It's ignoring the problem and running away from confrontation.
The basic ideal response you should give is something like this:
"Believe what you want to believe, I really don't care. All I know is I'm not a cheater and that is all that matters."
Simply saying "lol" just makes you look like a loserfag.
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Alternatively, I find it funny to play dumb.
Like, if someone accuses you of using an aimbot, you be like "WTF is an aimbort?"
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Because people who don't have balls are women, and women get all emotional and try to form a positive social environment in such a situation.
The OP basically did this:
"Oh? What? You think I cheat! No! I don't! I really don't! I'm willing to sit here and discuss this with you for as long as it takes until you believe otherwise! I'll even avoid killing you and stop getting headshots if you'll just believe me!"
Pussy shit. This "believe what you want to believe" garbage is no better. It still stinks of politeness, political correctness, and caring about your accuser's emotional state.
DarkDemin wrote on Thu, 03 August 2006 19:19 | Remember kids the internet is serious business.
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Re: How do I deal with cheat accusations? [message #425715 is a reply to message #425421] |
Wed, 14 April 2010 08:18 |
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The Party
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R315r4z0r wrote on Sun, 11 April 2010 19:37 | I actually like to argue with the accusers.
I find it fun and it takes your opponent's mind off of the game and focuses it on the argument.
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And your aswell dummy. <.<
No surprise at that story anyway, the guy is in the bottom of the score 4 deaths 0 kills and a score of 101. He prolly just runs around that map with basic infantry or sbh and crys about getting shot by the orca/apache whores.
War is Peace.
Ignorance is Strength.
Freedom is Slavery.
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Re: How do I deal with cheat accusations? [message #425720 is a reply to message #425658] |
Wed, 14 April 2010 09:13 |
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GEORGE ZIMMER
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Dover wrote on Wed, 14 April 2010 03:25 | Because people who don't have balls are women, and women get all emotional and try to form a positive social environment in such a situation.
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Aren't you the same guy who said it's wrong to not accept women as a gaming partner?
Also, my usual response is something like "yep, I totally cheat, you got me, darn, you're so smart". Something obviously sarcastic.
They usually don't respond after that and don't do shit. It's pretty effective.
Toggle SpoilerScrin wrote on Sat, 24 January 2009 13:22 |
cAmpa wrote on Sat, 24 January 2009 12:45 | Scrin, stop pming people to get the building bars.
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FUCK YOU AND THIS SHIT GAME WITH YOUR SCRIPTS!!! I HAVE ASKING YOU AND ANOTHER NOOBS HERE ABOUT HELP WITH THAT BUILDING ICONS FEATURES FOR YEARS, BUT YOU KEEP IGNORING ME AND KEEP WRITE SHIT, SO BURN YOU AND YOUR ASSLICKERS FRIENDS, THIS TIME I'M NOT COME BACK!!!!!!!!!
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Re: How do I deal with cheat accusations? [message #425756 is a reply to message #425720] |
Wed, 14 April 2010 14:35 |
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Dover
Messages: 2547 Registered: March 2006 Location: Monterey, California
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GEORGE ZIMMER wrote on Wed, 14 April 2010 09:13 |
Dover wrote on Wed, 14 April 2010 03:25 | Because people who don't have balls are women, and women get all emotional and try to form a positive social environment in such a situation.
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Aren't you the same guy who said it's wrong to not accept women as a gaming partner?
Also, my usual response is something like "yep, I totally cheat, you got me, darn, you're so smart". Something obviously sarcastic.
They usually don't respond after that and don't do shit. It's pretty effective.
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Women in the figurative sense. I don't care if they have a vag or not, but what I'm advocating is common gamer mentality.
DarkDemin wrote on Thu, 03 August 2006 19:19 | Remember kids the internet is serious business.
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Re: How do I deal with cheat accusations? [message #426160 is a reply to message #426158] |
Sat, 17 April 2010 23:20 |
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Spoony
Messages: 3915 Registered: January 2006
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i find "no u" a good general-purpose response to almost any in-game accusation.
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