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Corrupt A Wish [message #373084]

Sun, 22 February 2009 19:50

Good-One-Driver
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Colonel

I Play This Game On Some Other Forums So I Bring It Here

heh. Another game. This is a little different. One person posts a wish. The next poster then has to say, "Granted, but..." and then corrupts it. After that, he then puts his wish, and so on.

Example:
Person 1: I wish I had a hand grenade.

Person 2: Granted, but it explodes in your face.
I wish I had a pony.

Person 3: Granted, but it hates you and runs away.
I wish I could go to Universal Studios***

And so on.

I'll start:

I wish that so many people didn't cheat online.

***(Theme park and movie studio obviously for Universal Studios)

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Good-One-Driver is a little noob crying kid who sux at renegade I say let little noob kid Good-One-Driver cry all he wants lmao
Cry away little tiny kid

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Re: Corrupt A Wish [message #373086 is a reply to message #373084]

Sun, 22 February 2009 19:54

GEORGE ZIMMER
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Wish granted. No one plays any video games online ever again.

I wish I had a lifetime supply of beef jerky.

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Re: Corrupt A Wish [message #373087 is a reply to message #373084]

Sun, 22 February 2009 20:08

Lone0001
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Granted, but you have to stick it up your ass.

I wish I had an unlimited supply of money, money that can't be used by anyone else but me.

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Re: Corrupt A Wish [message #373088 is a reply to message #373087]

Sun, 22 February 2009 20:16

Good-One-Driver
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Colonel

Granted, But you donate it all to.
I wish i could fly.

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Good-One-Driver is a little noob crying kid who sux at renegade I say let little noob kid Good-One-Driver cry all he wants lmao
Cry away little tiny kid

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Re: Corrupt A Wish [message #373089 is a reply to message #373088]

Sun, 22 February 2009 20:20

RMCool13
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GoodOneDriver wrote on Sun, 22 February 2009 21:16

Granted, But you donate it all to.
I wish i could fly.

Wish granted, but then you run outta weed

I wish i had a car Huh

Huh

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Re: Corrupt A Wish [message #373091 is a reply to message #373084]

Sun, 22 February 2009 20:27

GEORGE ZIMMER
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Wish granted, you crash it into a pole, it flips, lands into a tree, then falls into the ocean, where it's then eaten by a giant metal eating shark.

I wish for everyone in the world to explode.

[Updated on: Sun, 22 February 2009 20:27]

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Re: Corrupt A Wish [message #373092 is a reply to message #373091]

Sun, 22 February 2009 20:29

Good-One-Driver
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Colonel

granted but you explode 1st
i wish i was the best skinner!

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Good-One-Driver is a little noob crying kid who sux at renegade I say let little noob kid Good-One-Driver cry all he wants lmao
Cry away little tiny kid

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Re: Corrupt A Wish [message #373093 is a reply to message #373084]

Sun, 22 February 2009 20:30

NukeIt15
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Colonel

Granted, but you only skin humans and end up in prison for it.

I wish I had a fully functional spacecraft that I could use to travel to Mars and at least arrive on the surface before falling victim to some horrific event.

"Arms discourage and keep the invader and plunderer in awe, and preserve order in the world as well as property. Horrid mischief would ensue were (the law-abiding) deprived of the use of them." - Thomas Paine

Remember, kids: illiteracy is cool. If you took the time to read this, you are clearly a loser who will never get laid. You've been warned.

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Re: Corrupt A Wish [message #373095 is a reply to message #373084]

Sun, 22 February 2009 20:32

DeadX07
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Granted, but you were continuously probed by Aliens for the rest of your life.
I wish people weren't losing their jobs.

[Updated on: Sun, 22 February 2009 20:33]

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Re: Corrupt A Wish [message #373096 is a reply to message #373084]

Sun, 22 February 2009 20:42

GEORGE ZIMMER
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Granted, everyone keeps their jobs, but no one gains any either. Eventually everyone in the job industry dies of old age, no one has a job, and we fall into the greatest depression ever. Then an asteroid hits us and kills us all.

I wish I had some Cheerwine right now.

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Re: Corrupt A Wish [message #373099 is a reply to message #373084]

Sun, 22 February 2009 21:26

R315r4z0r
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Granted, but you discover you are allergic to it and die.

I wish I could think of a wish to wish for in this game of wishing...

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Re: Corrupt A Wish [message #373100 is a reply to message #373084]

Sun, 22 February 2009 21:36

Lone0001
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Granted, but you must wish for Microsoft to die.

I wish EA would die.

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Re: Corrupt A Wish [message #373101 is a reply to message #373099]

Sun, 22 February 2009 21:36

luv2pb
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Not everything is as it appears
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R315r4z0r wrote on Sun, 22 February 2009 23:26

Granted, but you discover you are allergic to it and die.

I wish I could think of a wish to wish for in this game of wishing...

You do but as a result your head explodes

I wish these forums were usefull

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Re: Corrupt A Wish [message #373102 is a reply to message #373084]

Sun, 22 February 2009 21:37

Lone0001
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I beat you to it Razz

Razz

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Re: Corrupt A Wish [message #373104 is a reply to message #373100]

Sun, 22 February 2009 21:53

R315r4z0r
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Lone0001 wrote on Sun, 22 February 2009 23:36

Granted, but you must wish for Microsoft to die.

I wish EA would die.

They do, but revive soon after.

luv2pb wrote on Sun, 22 February 2009 23:36

I wish these forums were usefull

Granted, but it's use would be to host wares. However, soon after, the government would find out, shut down the site, and persecute all it's members.

I wish I knew where in the world Carmen Sandiago was.

[Updated on: Sun, 22 February 2009 21:55]

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Re: Corrupt A Wish [message #373106 is a reply to message #373104]

Sun, 22 February 2009 22:00

saberhawk
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R315r4z0r wrote on Sun, 22 February 2009 23:53

Lone0001 wrote on Sun, 22 February 2009 23:36

Granted, but you must wish for Microsoft to die.

I wish EA would die.

They do, but revive soon after.

luv2pb wrote on Sun, 22 February 2009 23:36

I wish these forums were usefull

Granted, but it's use would be to host wares. However, soon after, the government would find out, shut down the site, and persecute all it's members.

I wish I knew where in the world Carmen Sandiago was.

Granted, but she'll have to kill you shortly after.

I wish I could wish an uncorruptable wish.

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Re: Corrupt A Wish [message #373107 is a reply to message #373084]

Sun, 22 February 2009 22:04

Good-One-Driver
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Colonel

granted but you waisted your wish for a uncorruptable wish that was later on corrupted Razz

Razz

I wish renegade had 1000's of players

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Quote: C4Smoke

Good-One-Driver is a little noob crying kid who sux at renegade I say let little noob kid Good-One-Driver cry all he wants lmao
Cry away little tiny kid

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Re: Corrupt A Wish [message #373110 is a reply to message #373107]

Sun, 22 February 2009 22:34

dr3w2
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Commander

GoodOneDriver wrote on Sun, 22 February 2009 23:04

granted but you waisted your wish for a uncorruptable wish that was later on corrupted Razz

Razz

I wish renegade had 1000's of players

granted. But all those players are exact clones of luv2pb

I wish this summer would arrive.

n00bstories Server Administrator

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Re: Corrupt A Wish [message #373124 is a reply to message #373084]

Mon, 23 February 2009 00:34

Goztow
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Granted, but it only lasts for a day before it starts freezing again.

I wish the financial crisis would come to a hold.

You can find me in The KOSs2 (TK2) discord while I'm playing. Feel free to come and say hi! TK2 discord

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Re: Corrupt A Wish [message #373128 is a reply to message #373084]

Mon, 23 February 2009 00:45

_SSnipe_
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Granted, There is no more financial crisis now that everyone's is completely broke and went back to the stone age

I wish Someone can delete this post Razz

Razz

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Re: Corrupt A Wish [message #373138 is a reply to message #373084]

Mon, 23 February 2009 04:24

TD
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Colonel

Granted, but every other post on the forums will be deleted along with that one.

I wish my new PC would arrive this week

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Re: Corrupt A Wish [message #373139 is a reply to message #373084]

Mon, 23 February 2009 04:30

Goztow
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Goztoe

Granted, but as it's too early, some essential parts are missing.

I wish the TT patch would be finished soon and would not be bypassable.

You can find me in The KOSs2 (TK2) discord while I'm playing. Feel free to come and say hi! TK2 discord

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Re: Corrupt A Wish [message #373140 is a reply to message #373084]

Mon, 23 February 2009 04:33

TD
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Colonel

Granted, it's not bypassable, but Chemwarriors, Tibsydneys, and Officers cannot be purchased anymore!

I wish my new PC would arrive earlier, without missing parts, and all of them in good working order!

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Re: Corrupt A Wish [message #373142 is a reply to message #373084]

Mon, 23 February 2009 05:01

Goztow
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Goztoe

Granted, your PC arrives earlier in perfect shape but you get an power failure which will take a week to be solved.

I wish for less taxes on my wage (which are currently of about 50 %).

You can find me in The KOSs2 (TK2) discord while I'm playing. Feel free to come and say hi! TK2 discord

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Re: Corrupt A Wish [message #373145 is a reply to message #373142]

Mon, 23 February 2009 05:26

jnz
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Goztow wrote on Mon, 23 February 2009 12:01

Granted, your PC arrives earlier in perfect shape but you get an power failure which will take a week to be solved.

I wish for less taxes on my wage (which are currently of about 50 %).

Granted, but taxes on everything else have been increased by 200%

I wish that I had unlimited cash, that doesn't cause inflation, is not donate-able, is spendable on anything I want and immune to corruption.

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