| Re: Happy Independence Day! [message #338865 is a reply to message #338805] |
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NukeIt15
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Registered: February 2003
Location: Out to lunch
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Reason #129 why New Jersey Sucks Eggs: No non-commercial fireworks displays.
*sneaks out back with a pile of non-existent fireworks*
Today is the day to celebrate all the things that make America great, expend lots of pyrotechnics, and of course to open a window and sing "The Star-Spangled Banner" at the top of your lungs to anyone within earshot while consuming gratuitous amounts of American booze. Fly those flags high!
"Arms discourage and keep the invader and plunderer in awe, and preserve order in the world as well as property. Horrid mischief would ensue were (the law-abiding) deprived of the use of them." - Thomas Paine
Remember, kids: illiteracy is cool. If you took the time to read this, you are clearly a loser who will never get laid. You've been warned.
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