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Mon, 21 July 2003 16:54  |
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sloppyjo
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Well,Im back in FT. Laturdale for a week,Thank God.First Of All I can say that the first 2 weeks of the time in the keys sucked.Heres the Story.
DAY 1
I Leave Laturdale,Traffic is bad,Weather is Bad,And No one seems to know how to drive,Pulling a Boat traler dosent help.We Finally Get on US 1.We passed Homestead and I looked for Soul on the side of the highway,no luck..
We Get to Key largo,finally,we keep driving.
Right Now Ill Explain a few things,My mom Brought her best friend and her daughters with her (there mormans omg) We get to Islandmorada and stop at the Bass Pro Shop for lunch and some fishing stuff.We were traveling in a 2 car convoy.Me and my dad were driving in front hauling the boat.My mom and hey friends were behind us.Anyway,It was a pain to park the traler in the small parking lot.We ate lunch and after almost 2 hours we finally left.My mom pulled out in front of us.She is a really bad driver.Well after a 2 hours of my mom slaming on her brakes in front of us to show her friend all of the places she stayed on previous trips we finally reach the house...
The house was nice,2 stories and on stilts on a murkey canal that leads to the bay.Im basically stuck hauling all of the luggage up the stares in 90 degree heat.But I was happy to be off the road.
We ate hamburgeres for dinner and then we decided to go to sleep.I was stuck sleeping on a futon on a attachment under the main house,alone.It was pretty nice down there though.No stuped mormans.It had a TV and a bathroom and a good Ac.Omg But theese people my mom brang,YOu insult someone for a joke and they look at you like youre the devel and say ohh thats so mean.I Stay Up till 1 watching Most Extreme elimation on TNN(First network for men).I Also watched some trigun,I went to sleep
DAY 2
I HEar a banging on the door to my little room,Its about noon.I get up,I See my mom dirving my dads truck with an empty boat traler.My dad had gone to put the boat in the canal.My mom and hey blonde friend(yes,a real blonde) Were trying to park the traler.Omg,they had no idea how to manuever a boat traler.We finally had to ask a local to help us,The traler was finally parked,my mom thught this was halirous,But the entire neighborhood was looking at us like "damn tourests"
My dad pulls up in the canal with out new shiney boat.I Help tie it to the dock.We load up the snorcal gear and all get into the boat.Well we get into trhe bay,There is about 1 foot seas,Witch isnt bad.We make a right and head for the gulf side,But,We have to go under a 8 foor bridge,It happend to be high tide,And our boat is 2 feet high because we have a top on it.We make it under and hear a lous scratch,It was the Radeo Antenna,But we made it.We then floored it,The boat was going a good speed to the location we were gonna dive.It was about 8 miles in a boat.We swam around,It was about 7 feet deep with all sorts of rocks to swim around and see fish.We headed back in because of a storm,Once thing about the ocean,Storms move up on you very fast,and you may not notice them.We hauled back into shore with 4 foot waves.It was alother lonley night of watching TNN and Trigun.
DAY 3
I Go upstars for breakfest.I Hear that were going to looe key,Its a reef 15 miles off shore,Where you can see no land.More morman verginny jokes,I was ready to hurl,Then One of them puts in an Atarries CD,OMG!"There are the diries of my Summer it was the best I EvEr HAd!" I was about to scream,omg attaries,I was about to put in my korn CD,heh see how they would like that.WE get the the boat and go,There were 6 foor swells,It was like being put inside a washing mechene.We finally got to the reef,there were a few other boats out there.It was cool diving that,I saw a 5 foot baracudda.We headed back in,My dad hurled form sea sickness,my stomach hurt to.I Ate dinner and went downstares and watched some tv.
DAY 4.
Nothing much here,We went tubeing and diveing,again.More bad jokes.
DAY 5.
Trip to Key West,I Counted 17 Gay people,I Only went to one resturant,Turtle Kralls,Witch sucked,18 Percent Tip ALREADY Included on youre bill,So Our water didnt do anything and the food sucked.
DAY 6
Finally got to go fishing,Spent 2 hours in each of the 3 spots,Dint even get a nibble,No fish only weeds.I was pissed and had a bad sunburn.
DAY 7
Spent Literally all day playing Meatl Gear Solid 2,That game is so ownage,I Killed like everyone,w00t.The Stuped Mormans Left To go home,They left there car in laturdale,My mom drove them back.Thank god the were gone with there gay ass religion shit.
DAY 8
My Dads friend Arrives,he brings his wife and kid.They were a little better,My dad got some booze(Agrenst morman religion to drink).My dads friend brings his boat.We Go Diving AGAIN.But we saw some cool stuff.We have a good dinner.I Go to sleep early that night.
DAY 9
Fishing day w00t.We go 10 miles off shore fishing for Dolphen(the fish) I see a carnival cruse ship off in the distance.The fish finder days the water depth is 300 feet.There are 5 foot swells,We Are out there trolling for 3 hours and dont catch anything.My dad gets seasick and hurles,We head back for shore,When we get back my dads friend calls and says he cought a 38 inch dolphin.I Had a stomach ache.I Still hadent caught any fish at all the entire time.Wehn he came back,We Filleaed the fish.A litte leter we go 5 milews off shore to a underwater cliff and fish there,Its 60 feet deep there,I Finally Get a few small fish,It was Very dark on the way back in.You couldent see the difference between rhe sea and the sky.We used a spotlight to find the channel markers on the way in.It was Scary considering YOu could run aground or something.we made it back in safely.I Was happy.I went to sleep at 2 am.
TODAY
We pack all put cloths but not the boat because ill be down there again in a few days for another week.It was a long dirve and my CD Player didnt work...I got here and we had chicken wings.It was good to be back with normal people in Laturdale,I Got this shutty comp to work and now I write this post.
Im Glad to see that LT is #1,I sall some dumbass post by Boss saying that RR was "owning" is this another one of his dumbass clansI Really dont care.Im gona go eat a chicken wing,Talk latah,My fingers hurt form all this typing...
They are Dodging Us why,We are dodging them
-LT-4 Time Winner of the westwood Cup and 3 Time Winner of the Clanwars Cup.
-LT-You Clan Just Dosent Compare So Just GO Home. I Talk The Smack. Stfu.
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| Back From Traveling... [message #32893] |
Mon, 21 July 2003 17:31  |
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Wild1
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Registered: May 2003
Location: Southern California
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Now thats's a post. Although there were many obvious spelling mistakes you still made me laugh out loud.
Most Extreme Elimination is the best damn show on TV. I f you guys havn't seen it, you are relly missing out.
I hope my trip is as funny as yours, but for some reason, I don't think so. Because you see, I live in Orange County, where its about 85 degrees right now, and the water is about 73 degrees (pretty damn warm). Anyway I'll be leaving on Wednesday to tour collages (Naval Academy, Norwich), and D.C. I'm only looking forward to the Air and Space museum. From looking at the Weather Channel, I'm in for a doozy. Oh well I got TS and RA2 on my laptop. Anyboy think I'll be bored after a 8 hour plane trip?
If anyone is in the area, look me up. I'll be in the Smithsonian on Friday or Satuday.
Here is what I look like http://www.n00bstories.com/image.view.php?id=1083542575&gallery=3001.
Well Cya guys.
WOL: wild10ne
PADI Open Water Diver
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| Back From Traveling... [message #32956] |
Mon, 21 July 2003 20:42 |
Renegade1
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Registered: April 2003
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Lol. I actually read that whole thing. Cool sloppay sounds fun I guess, ive never been dive'n before i should try it. Im goin away probably around the time u get back for 2 weeks up at our cottage..0wnage. well TtYL sloppay,  well try to get a cup 4 ya 2
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