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I found this on my friends siggy and found it very funny....anyone else think they can top it?

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<anamexis> oh man
<anamexis> I was opening a coke, right
--> Beefpile (~mbeefpile@cloaked.wi.rr.com) has joined #themacmind
<anamexis> and it exploded
<anamexis> ALMOST all over my keyboard
<anamexis> but I got it away just in time
<-- Beefpile has quit (sick fuckers)
<anamexis> :<




Re: Favorite Funny Quotes [message #325686 is a reply to message #325682] Wed, 09 April 2008 00:45 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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SSnipe wrote on Wed, 09 April 2008 03:21

I found this on my friends siggy and found it very funny....anyone else think they can top it?

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<anamexis> oh man
<anamexis> I was opening a coke, right
--> Beefpile (~mbeefpile@cloaked.wi.rr.com) has joined #themacmind
<anamexis> and it exploded
<anamexis> ALMOST all over my keyboard
<anamexis> but I got it away just in time
<-- Beefpile has quit (sick fuckers)
<anamexis> :<







That quote and many more like it are on www.bash.org



Re: Favorite Funny Quotes [message #325688 is a reply to message #325686] Wed, 09 April 2008 01:27 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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reborn wrote on Wed, 09 April 2008 09:45

SSnipe wrote on Wed, 09 April 2008 03:21

I found this on my friends siggy and found it very funny....anyone else think they can top it?

Quote:



<anamexis> oh man
<anamexis> I was opening a coke, right
--> Beefpile (~mbeefpile@cloaked.wi.rr.com) has joined #themacmind
<anamexis> and it exploded
<anamexis> ALMOST all over my keyboard
<anamexis> but I got it away just in time
<-- Beefpile has quit (sick fuckers)
<anamexis> :<







That quote and many more like it are on www.bash.org


i loved yours reborn

"i would donate a kidney to get a real working light saber from star wars"


Aircraftkiller wrote on Fri, 18 February 2011 23:50

I figured some people will still go LOLOLOL STARVING CATS LOOOOLZ UR A FAG or some dumb shit like that. Thanks for not disappointing! Smile

Re: Favorite Funny Quotes [message #325717 is a reply to message #325686] Wed, 09 April 2008 09:33 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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reborn wrote on Wed, 09 April 2008 00:45

SSnipe wrote on Wed, 09 April 2008 03:21

I found this on my friends siggy and found it very funny....anyone else think they can top it?

Quote:



<anamexis> oh man
<anamexis> I was opening a coke, right
--> Beefpile (~mbeefpile@cloaked.wi.rr.com) has joined #themacmind
<anamexis> and it exploded
<anamexis> ALMOST all over my keyboard
<anamexis> but I got it away just in time
<-- Beefpile has quit (sick fuckers)
<anamexis> :<






i love u reborn...............
That quote and many more like it are on www.bash.org


Re: Favorite Funny Quotes [message #325718 is a reply to message #325682] Wed, 09 April 2008 09:36 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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sadukar09 wrote on Wed, 31 October 2007 14:16

Kick your brother in the balls, then when he is on the ground, kick him some more.

Re: Favorite Funny Quotes [message #325719 is a reply to message #325688] Wed, 09 April 2008 09:59 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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renalpha wrote on Wed, 09 April 2008 03:27

reborn wrote on Wed, 09 April 2008 09:45

SSnipe wrote on Wed, 09 April 2008 03:21

I found this on my friends siggy and found it very funny....anyone else think they can top it?

Quote:



<anamexis> oh man
<anamexis> I was opening a coke, right
--> Beefpile (~mbeefpile@cloaked.wi.rr.com) has joined #themacmind
<anamexis> and it exploded
<anamexis> ALMOST all over my keyboard
<anamexis> but I got it away just in time
<-- Beefpile has quit (sick fuckers)
<anamexis> :<







That quote and many more like it are on www.bash.org


i loved yours reborn

"i would donate a kidney to get a real working light saber from star wars"

And you would !donate 2 kidneys and your liver for a joint or cigarette. Lightsabers FTW.
Re: Favorite Funny Quotes [message #325729 is a reply to message #325682] Wed, 09 April 2008 13:05 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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Re: Favorite Funny Quotes [message #325742 is a reply to message #325682] Wed, 09 April 2008 13:54 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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Re: Favorite Funny Quotes [message #325748 is a reply to message #325719] Wed, 09 April 2008 14:26 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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cnc95fan wrote on Wed, 09 April 2008 18:59

renalpha wrote on Wed, 09 April 2008 03:27

reborn wrote on Wed, 09 April 2008 09:45

SSnipe wrote on Wed, 09 April 2008 03:21

I found this on my friends siggy and found it very funny....anyone else think they can top it?

Quote:



<anamexis> oh man
<anamexis> I was opening a coke, right
--> Beefpile (~mbeefpile@cloaked.wi.rr.com) has joined #themacmind
<anamexis> and it exploded
<anamexis> ALMOST all over my keyboard
<anamexis> but I got it away just in time
<-- Beefpile has quit (sick fuckers)
<anamexis> :<







That quote and many more like it are on www.bash.org


i loved yours reborn

"i would donate a kidney to get a real working light saber from star wars"

And you would !donate 2 kidneys and your liver for a joint or cigarette. Lightsabers FTW.


lol no
its only 5euro per gram 2 joints and its legal too lol
fuck ye


Aircraftkiller wrote on Fri, 18 February 2011 23:50

I figured some people will still go LOLOLOL STARVING CATS LOOOOLZ UR A FAG or some dumb shit like that. Thanks for not disappointing! Smile

Re: Favorite Funny Quotes [message #325750 is a reply to message #325682] Wed, 09 April 2008 14:28 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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Here´s 1G 5€
Re: Favorite Funny Quotes [message #325751 is a reply to message #325682] Wed, 09 April 2008 14:30 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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ye u can get 2/3 joints out of it

Aircraftkiller wrote on Fri, 18 February 2011 23:50

I figured some people will still go LOLOLOL STARVING CATS LOOOOLZ UR A FAG or some dumb shit like that. Thanks for not disappointing! Smile

Re: Favorite Funny Quotes [message #325760 is a reply to message #325682] Wed, 09 April 2008 16:18 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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Re: Favorite Funny Quotes [message #325905 is a reply to message #325682] Thu, 10 April 2008 18:12 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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Re: Favorite Funny Quotes [message #325913 is a reply to message #325905] Thu, 10 April 2008 19:08 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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Re: Favorite Funny Quotes [message #325997 is a reply to message #325682] Fri, 11 April 2008 19:16 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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<[SA]pansi> bunkers ts
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<[SA]pansi> .com?
<Xpert> ...
<[SA]pansi> idk i never use ts



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Re: Favorite Funny Quotes [message #325998 is a reply to message #325997] Fri, 11 April 2008 19:55 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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Re: Favorite Funny Quotes [message #326023 is a reply to message #325682] Sat, 12 April 2008 08:43 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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<tatclass> the keys are like right next to each other.
Re: Favorite Funny Quotes [message #326347 is a reply to message #326023] Tue, 15 April 2008 22:27 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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Xylaquin wrote on Sat, 12 April 2008 08:43

<tatclass> YOU ALL SUCK DICK
<tatclass> er.
<tatclass> hi.
<andy\code> A common typo.
<tatclass> the keys are like right next to each other.

i dont get it
Re: Favorite Funny Quotes [message #326403 is a reply to message #325682] Wed, 16 April 2008 07:41 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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<erno> hm. I've lost a machine.. literally _lost_. it responds to ping, it works completely, I just can't figure out where in my apartment it is.



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<anamexis> oh man
<anamexis> I was opening a coke, right
--> Beefpile (~mbeefpile@cloaked.wi.rr.com) has joined #themacmind
<anamexis> and it exploded
<anamexis> ALMOST all over my keyboard
<anamexis> but I got it away just in time
<-- Beefpile has quit (sick fuckers)
<anamexis> :<



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<Ben174> : If they only realized 90% of the overtime they pay me is only cause i like staying here playing with Kazaa when the bandwidth picks up after hours.
<ChrisLMB> : If any of my employees did that they'd be fired instantly.
<Ben174> : Where u work?
<ChrisLMB> : I'm the CTO at LowerMyBills.com
*** Ben174 (BenWright@TeraPro33-41.LowerMyBills.com) Quit (Leaving)



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<MooseOnDaLoose> Hey Mike
<goatboy> what?
<MooseOnDaLoose> Pussy.
<goatboy> er?
<MooseOnDaLoose> Pussy.
<goatboy> and?
<MooseOnDaLoose> Pussy.
<goatboy> ...
<MooseOnDaLoose> Pussy.
<goatboy> i dont get it
<MooseOnDaLoose> AND YOU NEVER WILL.
<goatboy> bastard



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<Sui88> 67% of girls are stupid
<V-girl> i belong with the other 13%

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Re: Favorite Funny Quotes [message #327291 is a reply to message #325729] Tue, 22 April 2008 12:25 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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Re: Favorite Funny Quotes [message #355106 is a reply to message #325682] Mon, 20 October 2008 01:33 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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Re: Favorite Funny Quotes [message #355118 is a reply to message #325682] Mon, 20 October 2008 06:27 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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Not bash.org quotes but...

I want to go peacefully like my grandfather did... not screaming, like the passengers in his car.

The man with a problem who smiles has just found a person to pin the blame on.

And a bash quote (but I paraphrase here):

I wish my lawn was emo so it would cut itself.


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Altzan wrote on Mon, 20 October 2008 08:27

Not bash.org quotes but...

I want to go peacefully like my grandfather did... not screaming, like the passengers in his car.

The man with a problem who smiles has just found a person to pin the blame on.

And a bash quote (but I paraphrase here):

I wish my lawn was emo so it would cut itself.

Is the first part suppose to be funny?


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Re: Favorite Funny Quotes [message #355122 is a reply to message #325682] Mon, 20 October 2008 07:16 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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