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Fri, 11 July 2003 17:00   |
John Shaft Jr.
Messages: 509
Registered: February 2003
Location: Chicago, Illinois, U.S.A.
Karma:
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Thats a alright joke. I got one though.
During a joint exercise between American, British, and Australian
forces, the three commanders get into an argument, naturally, about
whose forces are best.
The American General says, "My men are the best because they are so brave. PRIVATE!" A young Private comes over, salutes, and stands at attention. The American General says, "Boy, you see that tank coming down the road? I want you to stand infront of it and get run over." The Private nods and stands in the road. SQUISH! He gets run over.
The British General shakes his head and says, "Nah, that's nothing. PRIVATE!" A young Private comes over, salutes, and stands at attention. The British General says, "Lad, you see that plane over there? Go get in it, go up to 10,000 feet, and jump out. Without a parachute." The private nods and gets in the plane. SPLAT! All over the ground.
The Australian General laughs and says, "No, no, no, that's nothing. watch. PRIVATE!" A young Private comes over, salutes, and stands at attention. The Australian General says, "Mate, see that cliff over there? I want you to go jump off it." The Private shakes his head and says, "Ah, fuck you, sir!" The Australian looks at the others and goes, "See? Now that's brave!"
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