| Condoms [message #27144] |
Tue, 24 June 2003 19:28  |
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sjezk3
Messages: 164
Registered: March 2003
Location: UK
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Sainsbury Condoms - making life taste better
Tesco Condoms - every little helps
Nike condoms - just do it
Peugeot Condoms - for the ride of your life
Galaxy condoms - why have rubber when you can have silk
KFC condoms - finger licking good
Minstrel condoms - melt in your mouth, not in your hand
Safeway condoms - lightening the load
Abbey National condoms - because life's complicated enough
Coca Cola condoms - the real thing
Ever Ready condoms - keep going & going
Pringles condoms - once you pop, you can't stop
Burger king condoms - home of the whopper
Goodyear condoms - for a longer ride, go wide
Muller light condoms - so much pleasure, but where's the pain
Flash condoms! - Just sit back relax and let Flash do all the hard work.
Halford condoms - we go the extra mile
Royal mail condoms - I saw this and thought of you
Andrex condoms - soft, strong and very, very long
Renault condoms - size really does matter
Ronseal quick drying condoms - it’s dry and waterproof in about 30 minutes
Domestos condoms - gets right under the rim
Heineken condoms - reaches the parts that other condoms just can't reach
Carlsburg condoms - probably the best condoms in the world
Pepperami condoms - its a bit of an animal
Polo condoms - the one with the hole in the middle (a very poor seller!)
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| Condoms [message #27153] |
Tue, 24 June 2003 19:45  |
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| sjezk3 |
whatever shit 4 brains
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Whatever, I'm not the one who's wearing the t-shirt with "I suck for bucks" on it.
I suck cock and love it... absolutely love it. And I just got banned for being too immature to be allowed to post here.
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| Condoms [message #27158] |
Tue, 24 June 2003 19:51 |
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And I'm proud to ,fucktard.
By the way, nice , but I don't want an asshole on my MSN buddy list.
I suck cock and love it... absolutely love it. And I just got banned for being too immature to be allowed to post here.
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| Condoms [message #27233] |
Wed, 25 June 2003 05:53 |
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General Havoc
Messages: 1564
Registered: February 2003
Location: Birmingham, England, Unit...
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I remember that list that sjezk3 posted from somewhere. It was included as a text file with a mIRC client called Tracer Script and thats about 4 years ago now, it also had a load of other joke things and scripts with it. Some people may still have a copy of that client somewhere with all the text files and stupid jokes.
_General Havoc
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| Condoms [message #27386] |
Thu, 26 June 2003 11:15 |
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maytridy
Messages: 1371
Registered: February 2003
Location: New York, USA
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lol,
why would you ban him?
Its not racist, or that bad. It's funny
Visit www.mwbhd.com
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| Condoms [message #27399] |
Thu, 26 June 2003 11:36 |
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Creed3020
Messages: 1438
Registered: February 2003
Location: Toronto, Canada
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I doubt your bickering will sway any moderators to ban someone for posting this. So just stop anymore of the
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I say I, so I say ban this n00b
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