| Weird E-mails [message #25659] |
Wed, 18 June 2003 13:05  |
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maytridy
Messages: 1371
Registered: February 2003
Location: New York, USA
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I just recieved an e-mail from Blazer, (or someone impersonating him) saying:
"Hi, this is blazer and NEVER POST IN MY FORUM AGAIN! "
Who was it?
And have any of you received e-mails about "sex toys" and "pirated software"? one says this:
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** PLEASE BE AWARE OF THE SPECIAL REPLY METHOD DETAILED AT THE BOTTOM OF THIS EMAIL **
Dear internet user,
t has come to our attention that yourself or someone in your household have been pirating and distributing software for home computers.
We are not sure if you are aware of the severity of this crime but we would like to remind you that anyone caught using/selling and or distributing pirated software can face a jail sentence of up to 3 years and a $5000 fine.
We at Scotland yard have been making enquiries for quite a while now and found that you are a frequent user/distributor of pirated software. We have passed the information we have gathered to your ISP and have informed local authority of this crime and would like you to reply to this e-mail to make arrangement to visit one of our local stations located nationwide to hand over all software/hardware held by yourself.
Please do not hesitate in replying to this e-mail
REPLYING PLEASE NOTE :To reply to this email goto http://www.sharpmail.co.uk/encrypter.pl?id=1022339&auth=73154 This email is sent using Encrypter(R) software for the highest email security. Failing to reply to the email via the link above will result in your reply NOT being received.
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Another says:
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** PLEASE BE AWARE OF THE SPECIAL REPLY METHOD DETAILED AT THE BOTTOM OF THIS EMAIL **
Dear Customer,
We have being trying to contact you for some time about a mistake made by one of our delivery personnel. Our delivery man had an unmarked package containing some sensitive material to deliver to your address. Unfortunately the address was poorly marked and resulted in your package being delivered to the wrong address. After our delivery man realised his mistake he promptly returned to your neighbourhood to reclaim the package and deliver to your address. However he was unable to recollect which address he had delivered the parcel to.
We promptly contacted the vendors "XXX Sex toys" who assured us that they would dispatch another package for your address. We understand that this might cause some embarrassment and wish to give our apologies for the mistakes made.
Kind Regards
Ben Hume
Speedy Link Couriers
REPLYING PLEASE NOTE :To reply to this email goto http://www.sharpmail.co.uk/encrypter.pl?id=1022337&auth=73127 This email is sent using Encrypter(R) software for the highest email security. Failing to reply to the email via the link above will result in your reply NOT being received.
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I have no idea what they're talking about. Have you guys gotten these? Are they spam or real?
P.S. I vistited the link, and it was an encryption site. Does that mean that they can't be tracked?
Visit www.mwbhd.com
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| Weird E-mails [message #25662] |
Wed, 18 June 2003 13:16  |
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lol, what spam.
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are practicly the same. the sex toys, i know would not be urs.
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We at Scotland yard
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thats the british police in london. and u dont live in london
Modern Warfare site: http://modernwarfare.tk
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| Weird E-mails [message #25663] |
Wed, 18 June 2003 13:18 |
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maytridy
Messages: 1371
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Location: New York, USA
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yeah, It's spam.
But the Blazer thing........what's going on there?
Visit www.mwbhd.com
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| Weird E-mails [message #25710] |
Wed, 18 June 2003 15:06 |
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maytridy
Messages: 1371
Registered: February 2003
Location: New York, USA
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lol, what fags. Thanks guys...........
I was a little scared about the piracy thing for a minute...hehe
Visit www.mwbhd.com
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| Weird E-mails [message #25713] |
Wed, 18 June 2003 15:13 |
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Dante
Messages: 1039
Registered: February 2003
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btw, stop opening email if you don't know who sent it... that is how the clez virus got so popular.
RenEvo
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| Weird E-mails [message #25732] |
Wed, 18 June 2003 16:08 |
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General Havoc
Messages: 1564
Registered: February 2003
Location: Birmingham, England, Unit...
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also configure outlook to not download the attachments from the server. Your mail gets in quicker and any attachments that you were expecting an attachment on can be easily downloaded.
Also adding a filter to filter any mail that is addressed to you helps with spam sometimes becase normally spam is sent to multiple addresses at the same time.
Another thing is don't be stupid enough to actually open a file called readme.exe or welcome.pdf.exe as these are staring you in the face telling you that there going to be something nasty. Make sure you have airus checker too, even one infected computer on a network can easily transmit it to anything connected.
_General Havoc
Visit my website at http://renhelp.laeubi-soft.de powered by laeubi.de
"SHUT UP AND MOD" - Dante
"ACK is the Simon Cowell of modding" - Ultron10
Scripts.dll Debugger, Map Scripter and Tutorial writer
Computer Science Bsc
Aston University in Birmingham, UK
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| Weird E-mails [message #25759] |
Wed, 18 June 2003 16:59 |
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Yano
Messages: 640
Registered: February 2003
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| General Havoc |
also configure outlook to not download the attachments from the server. Your mail gets in quicker and any attachments that you were expecting an attachment on can be easily downloaded.
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I could never find that option, where is it?
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| Weird E-mails [message #25786] |
Wed, 18 June 2003 18:53 |
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kopaka649
Messages: 476
Registered: March 2003
Location: Edmonton, Alberta, Canada
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lmao
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We regret to inform you that we have rejected your application to model and represent our product Trojan Condoms.
Although your general appearance is not displeasing, our board of directors feel that your wearing of our product in the ad does not portray a positive, romantic image of our product. A loose, baggy and wrinkled condom is not very romantic. However, we do admire your effort to try to firm and fill it up by using an Oscar Mayer weiner.
We appreciate and thank you for your interest. We will retain your application for future consideration if by chance we decide there is a market for Micro-Mini Condoms.
We send greetings to your wife and/or girlfriend and our deepest sympathy.
Yours truly,
Burley Dick, President
Trojan Condoms, Inc.
Cc: Peter Yanker, Test Supervisor
Iva Biggen, Marketing
Wanda B. Nympho, Sales
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| Weird E-mails [message #25794] |
Wed, 18 June 2003 19:25 |
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Yano
Messages: 640
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lmao
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We regret to inform you that we have rejected your application to model and represent our product Trojan Condoms.
Although your general appearance is not displeasing, our board of directors feel that your wearing of our product in the ad does not portray a positive, romantic image of our product. A loose, baggy and wrinkled condom is not very romantic. However, we do admire your effort to try to firm and fill it up by using an Oscar Mayer weiner.
We appreciate and thank you for your interest. We will retain your application for future consideration if by chance we decide there is a market for Micro-Mini Condoms.
We send greetings to your wife and/or girlfriend and our deepest sympathy.
Yours truly,
Burley Dick, President
Trojan Condoms, Inc.
Cc: Peter Yanker, Test Supervisor
Iva Biggen, Marketing
Wanda B. Nympho, Sales
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 lol
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| Weird E-mails [message #25811] |
Wed, 18 June 2003 20:20 |
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ohmybad
Messages: 506
Registered: March 2003
Location: Fort Myers Florida
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LMFAO Thats the funniest one yet | Quote: |
We regret to inform you that we have rejected your application to model and represent our product Trojan Condoms.
Although your general appearance is not displeasing, our board of directors feel that your wearing of our product in the ad does not portray a positive, romantic image of our product. A loose, baggy and wrinkled condom is not very romantic. However, we do admire your effort to try to firm and fill it up by using an Oscar Mayer weiner.
We appreciate and thank you for your interest. We will retain your application for future consideration if by chance we decide there is a market for Micro-Mini Condoms.
We send greetings to your wife and/or girlfriend and our deepest sympathy.
Yours truly,
Burley Dick, President
Trojan Condoms, Inc.
Cc: Peter Yanker, Test Supervisor
Iva Biggen, Marketing
Wanda B. Nympho, Sales
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| Weird E-mails [message #25840] |
Wed, 18 June 2003 22:38 |
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newcmd001
Messages: 88
Registered: June 2003
Location: GDI Base of Operations, B...
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lmao
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We regret to inform you that we have rejected your application to model and represent our product Trojan Condoms.
Although your general appearance is not displeasing, our board of directors feel that your wearing of our product in the ad does not portray a positive, romantic image of our product. A loose, baggy and wrinkled condom is not very romantic. However, we do admire your effort to try to firm and fill it up by using an Oscar Mayer weiner.
We appreciate and thank you for your interest. We will retain your application for future consideration if by chance we decide there is a market for Micro-Mini Condoms.
We send greetings to your wife and/or girlfriend and our deepest sympathy.
Yours truly,
Burley Dick, President
Trojan Condoms, Inc.
Cc: Peter Yanker, Test Supervisor
Iva Biggen, Marketing
Wanda B. Nympho, Sales
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LMAO
Best regards,
<font color=#00FF00>[b]General Newcmd001[b]
GDI Thailand Supreme Commander</font>
Founder and leader of Th-W-H, GDI's primary taskforce in Thailand
<font color=lightgreen>Transmission ended</font>
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| Weird E-mails [message #26073] |
Thu, 19 June 2003 22:21 |
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Havocman
Messages: 410
Registered: February 2003
Location: Fuck you
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mmm yea.
FUCK YOU ALL. Im Leaveing.
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| Weird E-mails [message #26151] |
Fri, 20 June 2003 11:35 |
KIRBY098
Messages: 1546
Registered: February 2003
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Anyone who believes that people who spell that poorly, should be taken seriously, ought to be shot.
"enquiries" :rolleyes:
"Scotland yard" :rolleyes:
"goto" :rolleyes:
"realised" :rolleyes:
In general: :rolleyes:
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