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Sun, 06 May 2007 10:11

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Noah solved the problem of fitting dinosaurs into his vessel by only taking baby dinosaurs. Indeed, the ark has a detailed display of many animals happily boarding the boat: dinosaurs cavort with giraffes, penguins, hippos, and bears.

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In Genesis 1:30 God gives ‘green herb’ to every creature to eat and so there were no predators. When a curious museum visitor asks, why exactly T. rex had six-inch long serrated teeth, the guides go on to explain that T. rex used his big teeth to open coconuts. Apparently it was only after Adam and Eve sinned and were cast out of paradise that the dinosaurs started to eat flesh.

I'm far from a bible expert, but I'm pretty sure that the bible makes no mention of dinosaurs? I have no problem if people want to believe strange things, but I don't think its right to charge people money just to tell them things that you totally pull out of your ass and pretend to be factual.

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		Dinosaurs on Noah's ark, T-Rex ate coconuts By: Blazer on Sun, 06 May 2007 10:11
		Re: Dinosaurs on Noah's ark, T-Rex ate coconuts By: mrpirate on Sun, 06 May 2007 11:07
		Re: Dinosaurs on Noah's ark, T-Rex ate coconuts By: Jecht on Sun, 06 May 2007 15:56
		Re: Dinosaurs on Noah's ark, T-Rex ate coconuts By: Canadacdn on Sun, 06 May 2007 16:10
		Re: Dinosaurs on Noah's ark, T-Rex ate coconuts By: MexPirate on Mon, 07 May 2007 04:53
		Re: Dinosaurs on Noah's ark, T-Rex ate coconuts By: warranto on Mon, 07 May 2007 07:51
		Re: Dinosaurs on Noah's ark, T-Rex ate coconuts By: Renerage on Mon, 07 May 2007 08:05
		Re: Dinosaurs on Noah's ark, T-Rex ate coconuts By: superj69 on Mon, 07 May 2007 10:05
		Re: Dinosaurs on Noah's ark, T-Rex ate coconuts By: EvilWhiteDragon on Sat, 12 May 2007 03:45
		Re: Dinosaurs on Noah's ark, T-Rex ate coconuts By: warranto on Mon, 14 May 2007 06:05
		Re: Dinosaurs on Noah's ark, T-Rex ate coconuts By: EvilWhiteDragon on Sat, 19 May 2007 06:41
		Re: Dinosaurs on Noah's ark, T-Rex ate coconuts By: warranto on Sat, 19 May 2007 20:46
		Re: Dinosaurs on Noah's ark, T-Rex ate coconuts By: EvilWhiteDragon on Fri, 25 May 2007 10:43
		Re: Dinosaurs on Noah's ark, T-Rex ate coconuts By: warranto on Fri, 25 May 2007 11:57
		Re: Dinosaurs on Noah's ark, T-Rex ate coconuts By: Blazer on Tue, 29 May 2007 05:57
		Re: Dinosaurs on Noah's ark, T-Rex ate coconuts By: warranto on Thu, 31 May 2007 05:55
		Re: Dinosaurs on Noah's ark, T-Rex ate coconuts By: Blazer on Thu, 31 May 2007 14:02
		Re: Dinosaurs on Noah's ark, T-Rex ate coconuts By: Renerage on Tue, 05 June 2007 03:27
		Re: Dinosaurs on Noah's ark, T-Rex ate coconuts By: warranto on Tue, 05 June 2007 05:54

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