| Jokes? [message #253527] |
Tue, 10 April 2007 20:23  |
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Quackpunk
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Anyone got any good helen keller or chuck norris jokes?
The bogeyman looks in his closet every night to make sure chuck norris isnt there.
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| Re: Jokes? [message #253553 is a reply to message #253527] |
Wed, 11 April 2007 03:10  |
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Oblivion165
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Just when i thought all that chuck norris crap went away. He is washed up people, just because his career is such crap that they moved his shows to free broadcast so that all the hicks can watch him, doesn't mean he rocks. Go back to 1985 so you can be with your own kind, that or Alabama.
Chuck Norris doesn't tea bag a girls, he potato sacks them.
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| Re: Jokes? [message #253569 is a reply to message #253527] |
Wed, 11 April 2007 06:32 |
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Chuck norris went to the virgin islands, now there just called the islands.
Chuck norris, Vin Diesel, and Arnold Swartanger all died on the same day, when they got to heaven god said, which one of u thinks your good enough to sit in my chair.
Vin Diesel says, Me cause im sexiest.
Arnold says, No me cause im the strongest
Chuck Norris says, What the hell are you doing in my chair.
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| Re: Jokes? [message #253641 is a reply to message #253527] |
Wed, 11 April 2007 16:37 |
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Oblivion165
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Oh please don't sully one of the best music compositions of all time with chuckii
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| Re: Jokes? [message #253652 is a reply to message #253527] |
Wed, 11 April 2007 18:07 |
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How is it kissing ass? no one is stupid enough to believe he's as strong/whatever as the jokes are saying. It's just a joke... replace chuck norris with whoever the hell you want if it makes you feel better
Oderint, dum metuant.
It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood; who strives valiantly; who errs, who comes short again and again, because there is no effort without error and shortcoming; but who does actually strive to do the deeds; who knows great enthusiasms, the great devotions; who spends himself in a worthy cause; who at the best knows in the end the triumph of high achievement, and who at the worst, if he fails, at least fails while daring greatly, so that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who neither know victory nor defeat. - Theodore "Teddy" Roosevelt
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| Re: Jokes? [message #253660 is a reply to message #253659] |
Wed, 11 April 2007 19:26 |
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Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
Helen Keller Joke!
What is Helen Keller's favorite Convenience Store? WAAAWAAA
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| Re: Jokes? [message #253681 is a reply to message #253527] |
Thu, 12 April 2007 01:20 |
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And yet Bruce Lee is dead...
You may be a fundamentalist atheist if...
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| Blazer wrote on Fri, 04 August 2006 18:53 |
If you wanna be a badass ex-marine law enforcment game programmer college graduate, then you can be! I'm just glad we don't see the other part of you where you join AOL chat rooms as "hotchik69" and cyber with guys while you spank off into a sock and then cry yourself to sleep on your cock-shaped pillow.
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| tzarmind wrote on Sat, 06 January 2007 20:52 |
Not only did you immaturely edit what J_Ball said in your quote. But you fucking got in the irony truck and drove it straight off a cliff.
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| Canadacdn wrote on Tue, 23 October 2007 12:04 |
California burns down every year. I think it's part of nature's cycle.
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