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Jokes? [message #253527] Tue, 10 April 2007 20:23 Go to next message
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Anyone got any good helen keller or chuck norris jokes?
The bogeyman looks in his closet every night to make sure chuck norris isnt there.


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Re: Jokes? [message #253529 is a reply to message #253527] Tue, 10 April 2007 20:50 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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Rambo > Norris.
Bond > Norris.
Segal > Norris.

Get over it. Listen
Re: Jokes? [message #253553 is a reply to message #253527] Wed, 11 April 2007 03:10 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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Just when i thought all that chuck norris crap went away. He is washed up people, just because his career is such crap that they moved his shows to free broadcast so that all the hicks can watch him, doesn't mean he rocks. Go back to 1985 so you can be with your own kind, that or Alabama.

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Re: Jokes? [message #253569 is a reply to message #253527] Wed, 11 April 2007 06:32 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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Chuck norris went to the virgin islands, now there just called the islands.

Chuck norris, Vin Diesel, and Arnold Swartanger all died on the same day, when they got to heaven god said, which one of u thinks your good enough to sit in my chair.

Vin Diesel says, Me cause im sexiest.

Arnold says, No me cause im the strongest

Chuck Norris says, What the hell are you doing in my chair.
Re: Jokes? [message #253570 is a reply to message #253569] Wed, 11 April 2007 06:40 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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Chuck Norris once shot an enemy plane down with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!"

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Re: Jokes? [message #253589 is a reply to message #253570] Wed, 11 April 2007 09:06 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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I say a apple sucks movie on youtube.com that had Chuck Norris in it.

Re: Jokes? [message #253614 is a reply to message #253529] Wed, 11 April 2007 12:13 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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z310 wrote on Tue, 10 April 2007 22:50

Rambo > Norris.
Bond > Norris.
Segal > Norris.

Get over it. Listen

not really... bond is a ladies man, rambo has a accent, segal is a decent actor, Noris is a terrible version of a fight for right


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Re: Jokes? [message #253638 is a reply to message #253527] Wed, 11 April 2007 16:02 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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But.... But.... Chuck Norris is like Hell March.... They both kick ass. Big Ups

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Re: Jokes? [message #253641 is a reply to message #253527] Wed, 11 April 2007 16:37 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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Oh please don't sully one of the best music compositions of all time with chuckii

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Re: Jokes? [message #253651 is a reply to message #253527] Wed, 11 April 2007 17:57 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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I never understood those Chuck Norris jokes. Why is it ever a fad to kiss someone's ass?

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Re: Jokes? [message #253652 is a reply to message #253527] Wed, 11 April 2007 18:07 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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How is it kissing ass? no one is stupid enough to believe he's as strong/whatever as the jokes are saying. It's just a joke... replace chuck norris with whoever the hell you want if it makes you feel better

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Re: Jokes? [message #253659 is a reply to message #253652] Wed, 11 April 2007 19:08 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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Chuck Norris had a wet dream and almost drown in it.

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Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.


Helen Keller Joke!
What is Helen Keller's favorite Convenience Store? WAAAWAAA

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Re: Jokes? [message #253667 is a reply to message #253527] Wed, 11 April 2007 20:39 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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bruce lee > chuck norris

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Re: Jokes? [message #253681 is a reply to message #253527] Thu, 12 April 2007 01:20 Go to previous message
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And yet Bruce Lee is dead...

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