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Finally, an excuse to replace "Not now dear, I have a headache" [message #230635]

Wed, 15 November 2006 13:30

warranto
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Sorry dear, I'm allergic

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Re: Finally, an excuse to replace "Not now dear, I have a headache" [message #230639 is a reply to message #230635]

Wed, 15 November 2006 13:40

Sir Kane
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Wonder what happens if they swallow.

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Re: Finally, an excuse to replace "Not now dear, I have a headache" [message #230640 is a reply to message #230635]

Wed, 15 November 2006 13:50

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Well, that sucks. Huh

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Re: Finally, an excuse to replace "Not now dear, I have a headache" [message #230641 is a reply to message #230635]

Wed, 15 November 2006 13:56

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AHHAHAHAHAHAH!!!

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Re: Finally, an excuse to replace "Not now dear, I have a headache" [message #230646 is a reply to message #230635]

Wed, 15 November 2006 14:25

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Quote:

women can receive allergy shots containing small amounts of semen over the course of several weeks

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Re: Finally, an excuse to replace "Not now dear, I have a headache" [message #230658 is a reply to message #230635]

Wed, 15 November 2006 16:32

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To desensitize a woman's immune system against semen, doctors can either apply diluted samples of semen to a woman's vagina every 20 minutes, gradually increasing the concentration over the course of several hours

Imagine hearing a doctor complaining about having to rub jizz on a girls vagina all day, and getting paid $200 an hour.

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Re: Finally, an excuse to replace "Not now dear, I have a headache" [message #230670 is a reply to message #230635]

Wed, 15 November 2006 17:48

Sir Kane
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Until some granny comes up.

Proud N9500 and proud N6270 user. Creator of the IEE libraries (original bhs.dll) and the RB series software.

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Re: Finally, an excuse to replace "Not now dear, I have a headache" [message #230671 is a reply to message #230670]

Wed, 15 November 2006 17:53

Ryu
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Silent Kane wrote on Wed, 15 November 2006 16:48

Until some granny comes up.

That was the iceing on the Cake. Rofl

Presence is a curious thing, if you think you need to prove it... you probably never had it in the first place.

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Re: Finally, an excuse to replace "Not now dear, I have a headache" [message #230674 is a reply to message #230639]

Wed, 15 November 2006 19:11

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Silent Kane wrote on Wed, 15 November 2006 13:40

Wonder what happens if they swallow.

Lips get swollen and itchy.

I'm the bawss.

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Re: Finally, an excuse to replace "Not now dear, I have a headache" [message #230675 is a reply to message #230658]

Wed, 15 November 2006 19:13

z310
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Blazer wrote on Wed, 15 November 2006 18:32

Imagine hearing a doctor complaining about having to rub jizz on a girls vagina all day, and getting paid $200 an hour.

lol It'd probably be theirs too. Fun before, during, and after (when they get paid)!

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Re: Finally, an excuse to replace "Not now dear, I have a headache" [message #230676 is a reply to message #230635]

Wed, 15 November 2006 19:14

Crimson
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That wouldn't do any good if you're only allergic to one person's brand.

I'm the bawss.

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Re: Finally, an excuse to replace "Not now dear, I have a headache" [message #230678 is a reply to message #230635]

Wed, 15 November 2006 19:31

z310
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I didn't read the article. The meat of it doesn't really interest me. lol

[Updated on: Wed, 15 November 2006 19:31]

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