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Re: Are YOU a Pirate??? [message #213222 is a reply to message #213072] Mon, 14 August 2006 13:40 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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Pirates own ninjas. Pirates also own Vikings. Viking pirate ninjas, however, own all of the above. Razz

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Re: Are YOU a Pirate??? [message #213227 is a reply to message #213222] Mon, 14 August 2006 14:06 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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NukeIt15 wrote on Mon, 14 August 2006 21:40

Pirates own ninjas. Pirates also own Vikings. Viking pirate ninjas, however, own all of the above. Razz


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Re: Are YOU a Pirate??? [message #213239 is a reply to message #213072] Mon, 14 August 2006 15:57 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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Knives & bladed weapons are just as dangerous as pistols within their effective ranges; some would say they are even more dangerous at close range since they 1)are more easily concealed; 2)make no noise when they are "fired"; 3)don't run out of bullets; 4)don't have to be reloaded; and a number of other reasons.

Ninjas are experts at getting close enough to smell their victims' deodorant without being noticed. They're also experts with knives and swords.

Ninjas win.


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Re: Are YOU a Pirate??? [message #213241 is a reply to message #213239] Mon, 14 August 2006 16:11 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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Hydra wrote on Mon, 14 August 2006 18:57

Knives & bladed weapons are just as dangerous as pistols within their effective ranges; some would say they are even more dangerous at close range since they 1)are more easily concealed; 2)make no noise when they are "fired"; 3)don't run out of bullets; 4)don't have to be reloaded; and a number of other reasons.

Ninjas are experts at getting close enough to smell their victims' deodorant without being noticed. They're also experts with knives and swords.

Ninjas win.

But you're not killing Spanish and stealing their treasures. Also, ninjas have to be silent. Pirates can be loud, obnoxious, and dangerous all at the same time. Sure, ninjas are better at stealth, but the overall factors point in the direction of the pirates. Not to mention, pirates also conceal swords.


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Re: Are YOU a Pirate??? [message #213243 is a reply to message #213072] Mon, 14 August 2006 16:17 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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So what if a ninja sneaks up on a pirate?

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Re: Are YOU a Pirate??? [message #213248 is a reply to message #213072] Mon, 14 August 2006 16:37 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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The ninja will fall unconscious thanks to the pirate's smell.
Re: Are YOU a Pirate??? [message #213251 is a reply to message #213072] Mon, 14 August 2006 16:45 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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Not if he's wearing a mouth ....mask.....thing.

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Re: Are YOU a Pirate??? [message #213253 is a reply to message #213072] Mon, 14 August 2006 16:49 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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If a ninja sneaks up behind a pirate, he'll be seen by other pirates. Pirates aren't independant. They have their crews.

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Re: Are YOU a Pirate??? [message #213254 is a reply to message #213072] Mon, 14 August 2006 17:10 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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What if there are lots of ninjas? One for each pirate!

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Re: Are YOU a Pirate??? [message #213256 is a reply to message #213072] Mon, 14 August 2006 17:21 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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Re: Are YOU a Pirate??? [message #213257 is a reply to message #213254] Mon, 14 August 2006 17:23 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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Dave Mason wrote on Mon, 14 August 2006 20:10

What if there are lots of ninjas? One for each pirate!

There'd be no way. They'd have to stow away on the ship after docking, and that won't happen as the pirates will be stocking the ship full of rum and food.


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Re: Are YOU a Pirate??? [message #213259 is a reply to message #213072] Mon, 14 August 2006 17:25 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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Re: Are YOU a Pirate??? [message #213276 is a reply to message #213257] Mon, 14 August 2006 19:18 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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j_ball430 wrote on Tue, 15 August 2006 01:23

Dave Mason wrote on Mon, 14 August 2006 20:10

What if there are lots of ninjas? One for each pirate!

There'd be no way. They'd have to stow away on the ship after docking, and that won't happen as the pirates will be stocking the ship full of rum and food.


At which point, the ninjas attack while they're off guard, slaugtering them all. No time to pull their gun then.


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Re: Are YOU a Pirate??? [message #213280 is a reply to message #213276] Mon, 14 August 2006 19:28 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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Dave Mason wrote on Mon, 14 August 2006 22:18

j_ball430 wrote on Tue, 15 August 2006 01:23

Dave Mason wrote on Mon, 14 August 2006 20:10

What if there are lots of ninjas? One for each pirate!

There'd be no way. They'd have to stow away on the ship after docking, and that won't happen as the pirates will be stocking the ship full of rum and food.


At which point, the ninjas attack while they're off guard, slaugtering them all. No time to pull their gun then.

They have crates to protect them, giving them enough time to pull out their pistol or cutlass and call down the rest of their mates.


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Re: Are YOU a Pirate??? [message #213302 is a reply to message #213072] Mon, 14 August 2006 22:09 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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Re: Are YOU a Pirate??? [message #213326 is a reply to message #213072] Tue, 15 August 2006 03:37 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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What if the Ninjas have nuclear powered turtle neck sweaters?

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Re: Are YOU a Pirate??? [message #213328 is a reply to message #213326] Tue, 15 August 2006 04:01 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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gbull wrote on Tue, 15 August 2006 05:37

What if the Ninjas have nuclear powered turtle neck sweaters?


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Re: Are YOU a Pirate??? [message #213338 is a reply to message #213280] Tue, 15 August 2006 05:58 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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j_ball430 wrote on Tue, 15 August 2006 03:28

Dave Mason wrote on Mon, 14 August 2006 22:18

j_ball430 wrote on Tue, 15 August 2006 01:23

Dave Mason wrote on Mon, 14 August 2006 20:10

What if there are lots of ninjas? One for each pirate!

There'd be no way. They'd have to stow away on the ship after docking, and that won't happen as the pirates will be stocking the ship full of rum and food.


At which point, the ninjas attack while they're off guard, slaugtering them all. No time to pull their gun then.

They have crates to protect them, giving them enough time to pull out their pistol or cutlass and call down the rest of their mates.


You're missing the point. Ninjas are masters of sneaking up on their targets without being seen. If there were enough ninjas, they could kill the entire population of the ship before anybody knew what was happening.

My God this is a silly conversation...


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Re: Are YOU a Pirate??? [message #213339 is a reply to message #213072] Tue, 15 August 2006 06:07 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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You fail to realize that Pirates are cooler than Ninjas even if they *can* kill an entire crew of Pirates if they were in a group. The thing is, they usually travel alone, making this a useless argument because Pirates kick ass.

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Re: Are YOU a Pirate??? [message #213340 is a reply to message #213072] Tue, 15 August 2006 06:12 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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Let's start from the beginning again then. A one ninja could sneak on board and remain unseen with ease. He could slowly kill one pirate after the other one by one until the entire crew was dead because ninjas are cool.

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Re: Are YOU a Pirate??? [message #213342 is a reply to message #213340] Tue, 15 August 2006 06:27 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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Dave Mason wrote on Tue, 15 August 2006 08:12

Let's start from the beginning again then. A one ninja could sneak on board and remain unseen with ease. He could slowly kill one pirate after the other one by one until the entire crew was dead because ninjas are cool.


Who gives a shit, ninja's don't get spanish gold, rum or wenches so Pirate>ninja scum.


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Re: Are YOU a Pirate??? [message #213346 is a reply to message #213072] Tue, 15 August 2006 06:56 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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ninja's are japanises aren't they.

well iv seen (on tv) a japanese man laid out on a bed of nails with 5 or 6 pathing slabs on top of him and then an other japanese man broke them all in half with his hand!
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Dave Mason wrote on Tue, 15 August 2006 08:12

Let's start from the beginning again then. A one ninja could sneak on board and remain unseen with ease. He could slowly kill one pirate after the other one by one until the entire crew was dead because ninjas are cool.


Who gives a shit, ninja's don't get spanish gold, rum or wenches so Pirate>ninja scum.


Exactly. Sail the seas. Steal Spanish gold. Spend it all on wenches and rum. While sailing you get to carry a pistol, a cutlass, and drink rum. Let's not forget about stealing Spanish ships. Bigger, faster, and more guns!

The ninja life is about discipline, rules, and stupid black costumes. Just that alone makes a pirate better.


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Re: Are YOU a Pirate??? [message #213352 is a reply to message #213072] Tue, 15 August 2006 07:34 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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Pirate definition, which seems relevant here and should end this nonsense:

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The Pirate is an oft misunderstood individual who can be seen absolutely pwning everyone around him/her. Well versed in the arts of cheekiness, deceit, extortion(sp), theft, blackmail, smarmery, and crazy acrobatic sword and or knife fighting. The pirate always lands on his feet, and always wins, even when you think not. naturally hates the ninja, as ninjas are overated far too serious for their own good.
the most 31337 p1r4735 sometimes join the ranks of the mysterious Shadow Pirates.

ninja:ha! i have found you! now i shall avenge my family's honor!
pirate:psshh. piss off fuckface. yer mum liked it.
ninja: how dare you! devil! now you DIE!!
pirate: well, you are a sensitive boy aren't you? -proceeds to taunt ninja untill ninja rushes forward in a rage, trips ninja and takes his shoes and his wallet-
ninja: i will find you.....
pirate: bring yer sister. -walks away whistling-



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Re: Are YOU a Pirate??? [message #213353 is a reply to message #213072] Tue, 15 August 2006 07:41 Go to previous messageGo to previous message
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Warriors of the North, that beat the living fuck out of the christians during the medieval times. Vikings are massive burly bearded men, usually armed wiht swords or axes, that like to drink, fight, and rape christian whores. Weak, modern men are a disgrace of utmost disgust, compared to the mighty vikings.

"Hail Thor!" roared the berzerker Viking as he raised his axe and swung down, chopping a christian's head clean in half, splattering brains all over his blade, arm and face.


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The only people who, if you saw them on a twilight hill on the horizon, you would shit your pants and run in sheer terror! Vikings raid, raze, and knit in their spare time. No one has been able to oppose them for long; there are vikings among us-- do not cross us. They bring us cool words like: "beserk" which means "bear shirt", "hauberk" which means "steel shirt".

The Vikings just raided England and conquered Europe. They have bagpipes and know how to use them. Hail to the Vikings!


Vikings > Pirates.


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