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Re: All I have to say is... [message #210104 is a reply to message #206160] |
Thu, 27 July 2006 20:17 |
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krayons
Messages: 29 Registered: June 2006
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Here lie the once alive turtles, helplessly slaughtered by an evil truck.
...But this is not where the story ends, this is where the story begins...
Little turtle and friends rose from the dead! Becuase all turtles have the ability to become zombies after death, Duh!(Yeah, what the f' do cats have!? hm!?) They had awakened with a blood pact of revenge and they felt reborn, more angrier and determined than ever! they followed the tracks of their very own blood from the twisted machine that killed them for days, they would find it.
The little turtles finally managed to get to the evil truck, and were able to climb aboard it thanks to the fact that all trucks come pre-built with turtle climbing ladders in case of apoctolyptic little turtle revenge.
One of the little turtles managed to commandeer the vehicle, they relentlessly drove it off a cliff in a kamakazi effort to insure that it was destroyed...
Meanwhile, Barnaby the cat who spins in circles endlessly and pretends he's megaman, is under the cliff enjoying himself. (He has no idea what is coming for him!, stoopid cats!)
The truck, the turtles and all their anger come crashing down on Barnaby the megaman pretending cat, and they all die... The end.
Now that Barnaby is dead, there is nothing left for you to resolve to paradox............
YOUR BELIEF IN CAT SUPERIORITY IS FAULTY AT BEST.
Turtles Rule!
[Updated on: Thu, 27 July 2006 20:53] Report message to a moderator
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Re: All I have to say is... [message #210551 is a reply to message #206160] |
Sun, 30 July 2006 22:24 |
icedog90
Messages: 3483 Registered: April 2003
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Paradox, use The Gimp. It's free, and just as powerful as Photoshop. It's slightly different, but I've used it before and you can do the same exact stuff you can do in Photoshop. Plus, it's open-source, so it was also built for Linux and Mac.
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