| LOL! [message #20894] |
Fri, 16 May 2003 10:32  |
KIRBY098
Messages: 1546
Registered: February 2003
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> A woman is having an affair during the day while her husband is at work.
> Her 9 year old son comes home unexpectedly, sees them and hides in the
> bedroom
> closet to watch. The woman's husband also comes home.
>
> She puts her lover in the closet, not realizing that the little boy is in
> there already.
>
> The little boy says, "Dark in here."
>
> The man says, "Yes, it is."
>
> Boy - "I have a baseball."
>
> Man - "That's nice."
>
> Boy - "Want to buy it?"
>
> Man - "No, thanks."
>
> Boy - "My dad's outside."
>
> Man - "OK, how much?"
>
> Boy - "$250"
>
> In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy and the lover are in
> the closet together.
>
> Boy - "Dark in here."
>
> Man - "Yes, it is."
>
> Boy - "I have a baseball glove."
>
> The lover remembering the last time, asks the boy, "How much?"
>
> Boy - "$750"
>
> Man - "Fine."
>
> A few days later, the father says to the boy, "Grab your glove, let's go
> outside and have a game of catch."
>
> The boy says, "I can't, I sold my baseball and my glove."
>
> The father asks, "How much did you sell them for?"
>
> Boy - "$1,000"
>
> The father says, "That's terrible to overcharge your friends like that...
> that is way more than those two things cost. I'm going to take you to
> church and make
> you confess."
>
> They go to the church and the father makes the little boy sit in the
> confession booth and he closes the door.
>
> The boy says, "Dark in here."
>
> The priest says, "Don't start that s * * * again."
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