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R U 4 SEXES CHAT?! [message #205094]

Fri, 23 June 2006 13:57

U927
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Registered: February 2003
Location: Ft. Lauderdale, FL

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Colonel

Two topics in one day. Meh.

http://crabalien.ytmnsfw.com/ (The NSFW means it. Don't go blaming me if you get in trouble at work or school.)

Lyrics:

Quote:

ollll lol lol (x5)

guess who's back
back again
i'm a crab
alien

now every crab report to the sea shore
to the sea shore
to the sea shore
she sells sea shells by the sea shore
by the sea shore

by the sea shore

asl are you for sexes chat?
o m g i egg yoked on my cat
helo i call your telephony, ok?

helo
ok
ok
ok

lol lol lol lol
no worries
crab alien is gonna bring the soy
chicky-chicky boom boom
wiggy wiggy wam wam
soy soy soy soy soy soy soy

my meat is tasty n' good
and it's lol lol lol
fill your stomach with some bal-al-all
on the floor laughing
i am for asking
tasty ladies basking
on the bleachers

on the bleachers
screw your teacher
give me sexes chat (or lol)
i will lead you

i put on my rubber wizards hat
number one cliche for sexes chat

now chop me up into crab sticks and fat
extract the egg yoke from my ball sack
what's that?
lol lol lol lol
time to retreat back to my home

[chorus]
now i'm gonna nip your ass
if you pass
up my sexes claws
i'll make you lol
lol lol lol
crab alien rules the world.'

now egg yoke it
lol lol lol lol lol
and poke it
lol lol lol lol lol
and choke it
lol lol lol lol lol
egg yoke it (lol lol)
egg yoke it (lol lol)

here i am from my home planet
of crustatia i've got yoke
in my ballsac and i can't get up
from my back when i'm on it

i walk sideways
any whichway
what the fuck do you expect from me
lryics that rhyme? is you crazy?
i'm a fucking crab you stupid dick

helo girls would ya be up for some sexes chat?
i'm sorry but i cannot remove my hat
it's glued to my head and it's brownish-red
you may be only 12 but i am not a ped

now tell me your name girl
i'm carrying a 9
and i must warn you
i am out of my mind
i'm ready to shoot and i scare any bums

helo

lol lol lol

and i'm gone

[chorus]

and here i was staring down
the hottest girl
i had ever seen
she was kind of short
walking blow-job
and i unzipped my pants

thrusting a bit harder
kinda burned and charred her
when i tried to light a cigarette
using her hair and some kindling sticks
she was not lol lol lol loling

now this is the part where my crab breaks down
after eating it again, how's that sound?
feeling kind of sick? well i see you frown
give me sexes chat and i will be like wow

step bookem i'm straight off (??)
hey i'm a crab
i will bomb your pussy
like an arab

chicky-chicky-chicky-chicky-chicky-chicky-chicky-boom
i'll make you wiggy-wam-wam
chicky-chicky-chicky hmmm

lol lol lol
with my egg o' sperm
wash it off afterwords
for fear of germs

give me sexes chat
or i might just cry
helo you ignore me?
ok bibue

now every crab report to the seashore
pick up these whores
on the see-saw
sideways walking
always talking
wanting sexes chat and lol lol lol lol

[chorus]

lol i'm a crab alien (x2)

lol

lol (x15)

lol are you for sexes chat (x3)

lol (xLOTS)

oky bibuy

EDIT: Thanks for spotting that, jball. Fixed.

I could not stop laughing after this song was over. It may be old, but it's still funny as hell.

We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence then, is not an act but a habit. - Aristotle

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Fri, 23 June 2006 14:19

cheesesoda
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Registered: March 2003
Location: Jackson, Michigan

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General (5 Stars)

That... redirects me to BlogFree.

whoa.

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Fri, 23 June 2006 14:30

exnyte
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Colonel

its http://crabalien.ytmnsfw.com/

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Fri, 23 June 2006 15:55

Dave Mason
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Registered: April 2004
Location: Shropshire, England

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Rofl! Classic!

www.myspace.com/midas

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Fri, 23 June 2006 16:27

OWA
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Colonel

LMAO that rules. A great take on Eminem.

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Fri, 23 June 2006 17:22

Aprime
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Colonel

Lyrics = good.
"Singer" = not.

FUCK

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Fri, 23 June 2006 20:35

Berkut
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*Erases history and temporary net files* Sheesh, humans...

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Sat, 24 June 2006 08:39

Zion
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lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol

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