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5million visits to the site = getting laid [message #199242] Fri, 12 May 2006 00:17 Go to next message
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http://www.avirginsplea.com/

Help this guy out!


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Re: 5million visits to the site = getting laid [message #199245 is a reply to message #199242] Fri, 12 May 2006 00:27 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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Always willing to help.

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Re: 5million visits to the site = getting laid [message #199246 is a reply to message #199245] Fri, 12 May 2006 01:34 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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Weirdo wrote on Fri, 12 May 2006 03:27

Always willing to help.



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Re: 5million visits to the site = getting laid [message #199247 is a reply to message #199242] Fri, 12 May 2006 01:44 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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Lol.
Re: 5million visits to the site = getting laid [message #199249 is a reply to message #199242] Fri, 12 May 2006 03:37 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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For those curious enough to wonder wtf, but not interested in acually incrementing his counter:

Quote:

The Story of this Website:

So, here's the story - I'm 25, and to this date, have never been laid. Yes, it's sad, but it's true. The whole story, however, is far more interesting than just the lack of sex.

When I was 21, I was engaged to be married to a woman I thought I would be with for the rest of my life, and the two of us had chosen to wait until marriage to have sex so we could share something special with each other. But when I was 22, just six months before our wedding, I discovered that she had been cheating on me and sleeping with another man. Needless to say, I was crushed. For the last 3 years I haven't really been able to bring myself to start dating again as the pain of that betrayal still runs deep inside of me. But as a man, the overwhelming urge to have sex is just starting to get to be too much for me to handle, and so I made a bet with one of my very hot (but also very platonic) female friends - if I can get 5 million visitors to this website in 30 days, she has agreed to help me with my "problem". If I can't get to five million in 30 days, I have to be her personal servant for a week, doing anything she asks me to do.

So this site is my attempt to get to 5 million hits in 30 days. The site started on May 1st, 2006, so I have 19 days left to make the bet, and so far, the total number of visitors is: 2647702

Thanks for your help - please tell a friend about this site and help me finally get laid. Together we can make this happen!


Personally I think the he has bigger issues to deal with.


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Re: 5million visits to the site = getting laid [message #199251 is a reply to message #199242] Fri, 12 May 2006 03:43 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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Looking at that picture of the girl, he could become one lucky man 1st of June

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Re: 5million visits to the site = getting laid [message #199253 is a reply to message #199242] Fri, 12 May 2006 03:55 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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What a loser, lol - its like rubbish celebrities who go on reality TV shows because they are so desperate for attention.

Why would anyone do this? and why would anyone wait until 25 to get laid?

It's probably all just some bs advertising scheme


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Re: 5million visits to the site = getting laid [message #199261 is a reply to message #199242] Fri, 12 May 2006 05:43 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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I have to be her personal servant for a week, doing anything she asks me to do.



What if she wants you to be her sex toy for a week? lol...win/win situation there.

Seriously though, sex isn't important enough to do something like this. In my mind, the only thing sex is good for, and should be good for is having kids.

MyPersonalQuote

Sex became bad, when it became fun.


I feel sorry for people who "have the need" to have sex that bad, it is quite pitiful.


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Re: 5million visits to the site = getting laid [message #199264 is a reply to message #199242] Fri, 12 May 2006 05:57 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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www.helpwinthisbet.com

heres another one
Re: 5million visits to the site = getting laid [message #199267 is a reply to message #199242] Fri, 12 May 2006 06:07 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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ooo.. big deal.

I'm 23 and still a virgin.
Re: 5million visits to the site = getting laid [message #199268 is a reply to message #199242] Fri, 12 May 2006 06:16 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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Sex ain't bad because it's fun. It's an important part of a lovelife. Doing it just for fun ain't my idea of a good sexlife though, I feel there must be love to fully experience and enjoy it.

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Re: 5million visits to the site = getting laid [message #199272 is a reply to message #199242] Fri, 12 May 2006 07:10 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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sex isn't important


lol, obviously not getting any then.

It is good to leave the virtual world sometime and actually communicate with the opposite sex.

How is having sex for fun bad?


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Re: 5million visits to the site = getting laid [message #199273 is a reply to message #199272] Fri, 12 May 2006 07:39 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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[BBF

Pirate wrote on Fri, 12 May 2006 10:10]
Quote:

sex isn't important


lol, obviously not getting any then.

It is good to leave the virtual world sometime and actually communicate with the opposite sex.

How is having sex for fun bad?

Not bad, less intresting (for me).


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Re: 5million visits to the site = getting laid [message #199274 is a reply to message #199242] Fri, 12 May 2006 07:44 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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Agr33d - relationship > one night stand

but hey if i was single, I would take what I could get


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Re: 5million visits to the site = getting laid [message #199276 is a reply to message #199274] Fri, 12 May 2006 08:27 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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[BBF

Pirate wrote on Fri, 12 May 2006 10:44]Agr33d - relationship > one night stand

but hey if i was single, I would take what I could get

True. But not if it takes 5 millions hits on a website Razz.


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Re: 5million visits to the site = getting laid [message #199278 is a reply to message #199261] Fri, 12 May 2006 08:36 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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Dead Dave wrote on Fri, 12 May 2006 08:43

Quote:

I have to be her personal servant for a week, doing anything she asks me to do.



What if she wants you to be her sex toy for a week? lol...win/win situation there.

Seriously though, sex isn't important enough to do something like this. In my mind, the only thing sex is good for, and should be good for is having kids.

MyPersonalQuote

Sex became bad, when it became fun.


I feel sorry for people who "have the need" to have sex that bad, it is quite pitiful.


Said like a true virgin...
Re: 5million visits to the site = getting laid [message #199279 is a reply to message #199242] Fri, 12 May 2006 08:45 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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I am 19 years old and will forever remain a virgin. Thumbs Up

WHATEVER, FAGGOT

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Re: 5million visits to the site = getting laid [message #199288 is a reply to message #199242] Fri, 12 May 2006 11:14 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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Ok i whipped up a ten second program, just let it run at your desired speed. Should help him out. (I know he said he didnt want to cheat, but i understand this fight i once had to go through. Use if you want to, im sure in the end he wouldnt mind.)
  • Attachment: Blah.exe
    (Size: 20.00KB, Downloaded 55 times)


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Re: 5million visits to the site = getting laid [message #199298 is a reply to message #199242] Fri, 12 May 2006 13:05 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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If he's that desperate there other more illegal ways.

Homey
Re: 5million visits to the site = getting laid [message #199303 is a reply to message #199298] Fri, 12 May 2006 13:33 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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Homey wrote on Fri, 12 May 2006 16:05

If he's that desperate there other more illegal ways.

Or legal ones too.


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Re: 5million visits to the site = getting laid [message #199306 is a reply to message #199261] Fri, 12 May 2006 14:01 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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MyPersonalQuote

Sex became bad, when it became fun.

Sex has ALWAYS been fun, and it always will be. It's pleasurable, and it's meant to be. To ignore that aspect of it is just ignorant.


whoa.
Re: 5million visits to the site = getting laid [message #199308 is a reply to message #199242] Fri, 12 May 2006 14:13 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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Said like a true virgin...


Your right. And my principles will stay like that until I die. And to be honest, I plan on dieing a virgin, and dieing a single man.

Quote:

It is good to leave the virtual world sometime and actually communicate with the opposite sex.


I've got plenty of female friends that I talk to, and hang out with all the time.

Quote:

How is having sex for fun bad?


Not going to turn this topic into a religous topic, but...

Biblicle phrase:
"Be fruitful and multiply"

Not have sex to fullfill the urges you can't control.

*leaves topic*


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Re: 5million visits to the site = getting laid [message #199310 is a reply to message #199308] Fri, 12 May 2006 14:27 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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Dead Dave wrote on Fri, 12 May 2006 17:13

Not going to turn this topic into a religous topic, but...

Biblicle phrase:
"Be fruitful and multiply"

Not have sex to fullfill the urges you can't control.

*leaves topic*


Yeah, I believe far from that. In fact, my pastor's wife even said out loud (so I heard from my mom), "I get to have sex with that man!" [speaking of my pastor].


whoa.
Re: 5million visits to the site = getting laid [message #199321 is a reply to message #199242] Fri, 12 May 2006 17:24 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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Re: 5million visits to the site = getting laid [message #200865 is a reply to message #199321] Thu, 25 May 2006 08:20 Go to previous messageGo to previous message
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Haha, check out the site now!

http://avirginsplea.com/



Look at this too.

http://www.amexicansplea.com/


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